Discussion: Coast Guard Rescues Trump-Inspired RI Governor Hopeful Campaigning On Yacht

Ya mean like this?

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Both stupidlity and ignorance.

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Was the yacht the Disco Volante?

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File it under “You can’t make this shit up”…

Clearly he is after those Trumpsters and assorted hoi polloi projecting as Coastal Elites…

You know, if you can’t beat them join them kind of crowd…

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“You can hit 200,000 to 250,000 people in a day,”

This should concern us, given his demonstrated navigation skills.

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Looking for the Asshole vote I see.

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But don’t we have the best boats? Must be fake news.

Next time he should jump out of a plane, mmm 10,000 ft maybe and plan on landing on the beach.
Just don’t mention anything about a parachute.

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May his waters be perilous into the future

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Disco is too gay for GOP

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It wasn’t even a sailboat, so all he had to do was steer the damned thing. I bet the rock they hit was on the charts. If not, he at least did something useful by finding one that was not on the charts. You couldn’t make this up and have anybody believe it.

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“Taxes are evil - don’t pay them.”
(grinding crash)

“SAVE ME TAXPAYER FUNDED ENTITY!”

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So Donald inspired him to be an asshole and annoy people?

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“You can hit 200,000 to 250,000 people in a day,”

I wonder what percentage of that number of beach-goers think you’re a total fucking asswipe for destroying their quiet day at the beach enjoying the sun, water and friends/family by blasting them with music and whatever else from your elitist yacht???

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Abandon ship! Women and children last!!

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One wonders if it was Donna Summer he was blasting. Just sayin’!

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did a liberal elite loan this honest man of toil his yacht?

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Alternate headline: More-Rich-Than-Smart Republican’t CONservative D-Bag Rescued From His Own Folly by Socialism.

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If there are limousine liberals are there also maritime moochers?

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His strategy was to approach a beach and announce that if elected, one of the many things he would do is put garbage cans on beaches so beachgoers wouldn’t have to carry their trash out in plastic bags.

It’s not as simple as that. The National Park Service is studying whether reducing the number of trash cans leads to less trash, not more. CityLab

The NPS argues that trash-free parks often lead to better visitor experiences, slashing the pest population, eliminating offensive odors, and freeing up staff to devote more time and resources to different projects. NPS estimates that between 80 and 95 percent of people who visit trash-free parks do dispose of their refuse elsewhere—though they may grumble about it.

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