Discussion for article #245494
I still havenât recovered from the trauma of the years Rick Santorum was one of my PA Senators. Probably never will.
Notice that they never say âquitâ? Itâs always âsuspend.â
Has their been a campaign that has EVER restarted once itâs been âsuspendedâ?
I think that suspend is the magic word for keeping the money. Or something.
Jeb!: Please clap; I will now get all of Rickâs delegates.
BOTH of them?
Back to producing fundagelical movies nobody will pay to see?
Bye, Frothy!
Wow. This would have been an appropriate place for that TPM âBreaking Newsâ graphic.
⌠who could tell�
When will the Teabaggers that have no political experienceâI refer to Big Door, the Ni(CLANG!) and the Wicked Witch of HPâsuspend their campaigns? So far itâs been all the pros.
Wasnât it one of Santorumâs precinct captains that didnât vote for him at the caucus, because he claimed his âpen ran out of inkâ?
I figured Ricky wasnât long for this election season when that happened and was publicized.
Loser.
I still canât figure out why he didnât just ask for a pen.
Me either, but thatâs the kind of assertiveness that wouldâve made him a shoo-in for Frothyâs cabinet.
Rick who?
Sometimes, not leaving a paper trail is the smart move.
Why? Did his campaign get caught smoking in the boysâ bathroom? (Hey, someone else can post the Brownsville Station song.)
Headline:
> CNN: Rick Santorum Suspending Presidential Campaign
Too wordy. How about:
> CNN: Santorum Pulls Out
Much better.
Wow! This should really shake things up!