Discussion: CNN: Obama Taps Loretta Lynch As New Attorney General

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Fantastic! Seems like she will be excellent.

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ANother bLACK? HoldER woRKEd OUT sO well. This HAs traDITIOnallY beEN a WHite MAN’s job. OHbuMMer OPPResses WHIte MEn!!!one!!1!!!

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Good Luck Attorney General Lynch.The Senate will tread very lightly here IMHO.

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This should fool some of the Teahadists into thinking it’s Loretta Lynn.

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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh man. I love me some Obama when he does shit he knows is going to drive the GOP/Teatrolls into a frothing-at-the-mouth tizzy and create all sorts of dilemmas for them. “HAHA! You wanted control of the Senate? Well, you got it! Have fun with this one, bitches!”

NO. FUCKING. QUARTER. Drive them fucking nuts, BO. Make them so outrageously apoplectic that they haven’t even the faintest hope of controlling their behavior or their words. Set bombs off in the Teatroll hivemind. Melt faces.

GLOVES OFF MUTHAFUCKAS!

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Oh.

The sooner she’s in, the faster Holder is out. Quite a quandry since the right wingnuts hate Holder so much.

But she’s a female. And Black. Two whammys.

Time for the GOP to scour her grade school papers to see if she said anything positive about Black Panthers. Or anything negative about guns.

This should be fun. <~snark

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They’ll block it.

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or maybe Lydia Lunch or maybe Lynch Mob

Well, that’s guaranteed to piss them off. HAHAHAHAHHAHAA

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But the lame duck senate will take this up not the tea trolll senate right?

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“Her office also indicted Rep. Michael Grimm (R-NY) on fraud charges earlier this year,”

HAHAHAHAHA…it’s just too good. Can the GOP/Teatrolls resist their basest urges or will the autonomic tantrum overwhelm any chance of them saving themselves on this one?

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Oh Happy Day!!

The GOTP reaction will be something to behold! Haven’t Yertle and Orange boy both told Obama that to appoint someone before the new GOTP congress was in place would be overreach?

Treason!

Dictator!

Illegal!!!

WAHHHHHHHHH!!!

BENGHAAAAZZZZIIII111@wWwq2@1!!!1!!!11

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Her office also indicted Rep. Michael Grimm (R-NY) on fraud charges earlier this year, according to Reuters.

lol! That’s some serious trolling.

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So, is she going to turn out to be a radical black extremist terrorist communist mole or a tool of the one per center fat cats? Or both? Because hey, far left and far right often seem to find common ground on objectives for insanely inconsistent reasons these days.

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Certainly a possibility AND there is the fact that some of the GOP/Teatroll Senators have to play nicey-nice for the next two years because they face a tough re-election scenario BUT they still have to deal with people like Cruz in the Senate and all the crazy Teatroll southern racist conservative folks outside the Senate who will be very loudly saying things the ones with re-election worries wished they wouldn’t. If Reid pushes it and forces her confirmation during the lame duck, large swaths of GOPerland are going to set their hair on fire over it, even if most of the conservative Senate caucus is able to control themselves enough to let this one slide. And the best part will be if they do manage to control themselves and let it slide: their base will pillory them for it, which just as effectively announces to the minority community “DON’T BE FUCKING FOOLED.”

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Oh yay!

Won’t the malignorants on the right have a ball with Loretta’s last name?

/S

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They can’t. Cabinet secretaries can’t be filibustered under the new rules. And OMFG, the outrage that he didn’t wait until next Congress is going to be epic.

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They can’t.

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I have to agree, Eustace. She’s automatically disqualified for ATBAMOTRCWB, or Attempting To Be A Member Of The Ruling Class While Black.

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