Hey, you gotta be quick around here, babe. Just ask Tena!
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I figure what the hell, I might as well catch the full eclipse as it may possibly be my one and only chance.
I’m so stoked!
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I think it’s awesome.
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Can you believe Edmund Halley said "An Eclipse of the Sun proceeds only from natural Causes; and is nothing else but the direct interposition of the Body of the Moon between our Sight and the Sun.” Everybody knows that is fake science and a solar eclipse is really a sign of heavenly disapproval. Pence and Huckabee will be making an announcement soon.
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Not as good as it looks-
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Well, indictments and exploding heads are always enjoyable when Trumpsters are involved! They’re ever so fun!
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But he was very, VERY busy and would have said more but he had a campaign rally and dinner with his top donors and the White House is a dump…you know, it is very easy to slide into his game. I think, seriously, we need to stop getting spun up and start laughing at the clown, every chance we get. Insecure people HATE being laughed at. And given the spineless GOP who still tremble in fear of tea party funders the Koch Bros are doing their best Nevill Chamberlain imitation…
I wonder if Trump played the violin while entertaining his top donors?
Folks, run for office. If Trump and Louie Gohmert can get elected what’s to stop you?
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How could it not be a double shot of Hornitos?
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I think we are seeing the real time dissolution of the Presidency as we once knew it. Its astonishing.
This. Is. Not. Normal.
None. Of. It.
Unprecedented.
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Christ, Louis Gohmert is so fucking dumb I often wonder if he ever figured out how to flush the toilet.
If he can win elective office, I should be elected Emperor of the Milky Way. Or the Three Musketeers, at least!
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So much winning.
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This kind of winning is everything.
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I know. It’s almost surrealistic, like Dali’s melting watches. It’s like watching a “Brady Bunch” version of the Watergate Scandal, where Marcia Marcia Marcia plays Nixon getting boinked in the nose by a football.
Just. Fucking. Weird.
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If I could win like this at a casino in Tunica, I would have to sell my house by now.
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But let’s never forget how we got here…Republicans now jumping ship…well, they built this. This is the culmination of the sick politics of division and divisiveness decades in the making and sitting like potted plants for the most part while Rome burned…
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It’s those goddamned gays! That’s what it is! And dogs and cats! Living together!
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Keeping up with everything that’s gone haywire in the Trump regime sounds like a job for this guy,
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I loved that guy. That was such a great commercial.
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This is not only karma, it is caramel-covered-rolled-in-chocolate-chips-and-chopped-pecans-covered karma. One of my personal favorites! Almost as good as Strawberry Schadenfreude!
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