FBI Agent Strzok is an example of a professional non-partisan government employee doing his job despite his personal feeling about the people involved. Career employees see politicians come and go and they put their heads and do the grunt work that is necessary to keep the government working, something Trump and his lackeys simply donāt understand or care.
CHORTLE! Indeed, Super Chortle! Poetic justice on overdrive.
Another conspiracy theory gets destroyed. Details on Hannity tonight?..doubtful.
Heāll milk it until its udders turn black
BREAKING:
DOJās āPeter Strzokā and āLisa Pageā were AI Programs Deployed as Turing Test
Cambridge, Mass.: Engineers at the MIT Laboratory for Computer Science announced this morning that well-known adulterers āPeter Strzokā and āLisa Pageā are, in fact, not human beings but computer programs designed to show that Washington cannot tell the difference.
Asked why the nationās capital was chosen for the test, Principal Investigators Jorge Luis and Gabriel GarcĆa explained, āWith Republicans in charge at both ends of Pennsylvania Avenue, conditions were ideal for testing our hypothesis that artificial intelligence is better than no intelligence at all. First āPeterā and āLisaā softened them up with offensive text-messages. Once they took the bait additional documents were revealed to have threatened their political opponents instead!ā Added Luis, āAt first we feared our āTuring Trapā was a little too obvious for our nationās leaders but it turns out they never stood a chance.ā
Technical details are not yet available but a pool report suggests that the MIT programs each consist of about thirty lines of BASIC code running on a 2001 Motorola flip-phone. The project was funded by Occupy D. C. and the Open Society Institute.
Stalin wannabes donāt want government servants to be fair and impartial.
Did you make that up or cut and paste it from somewhere?
āAn ill-favored thing, sir, but mine own.ā
Itās good, I like it! Iād tell you to submit it to the onion but Iām guessing theyād alter it a bit. post their version, and give you no credit. I base that on a similar thing that happened to my son!
I happened to catch about thirty seconds of Rand Paul on MJ this morning saying that these people need to be reined it before they go after another politician. He actually said whatās to stop one of them from bypassing the courts and going to the IRS with info about someone which could then be used against that person.
My immediate thought was when have the Republicans done this very thing?
So one more time, the deep state conspiracies that fuel the current day Republican Party and their elected congressional members proves to beā¦BS. In their quest for fame and money, not a single one of them ever does any homework. WTF do we pay salaries to both critters AND staff? What do they DO???
What they are told.
By their ādonors.ā
Once again a Sean Hannity narrative crumbles like Count Dracula having a wooden stake driven into his heart.