Discussion: Clinton Thanks Secret Service: 'Grateful' For Agents, 'Never More Than This Week'

Really nice that the Secret Service actually has worthwhile people to protect.

Must be a refreshing change…

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A little levity from the Onion, which somehow hasn’t been put out of work by reality yet…

Man Just Knows Hillary Clinton Going To Have Opinion On Not Dying In Explosion
SPRINGFIELD, IL—Saying he wished the former presidential candidate would “shut up and go away for once,” area man Justin Irsay told reporters Wednesday that he “just knows Hillary Clinton is going to have an opinion” on not dying in a pipe-bomb explosion. “Oh God, she’s going to be out there spouting some comments and making this all about her,” said Irsay, growing increasingly agitated as he imagined Clinton’s likely response to the homemade explosive device mailed to her home and addressed to her personally. “She can’t let anything go. The election was two years ago, for christsakes! It’s like, ‘Hey, Hillary—you lost. Can you get off my TV now?’ Jesus.” Irsay went on to state that dwelling on serial pipe bombings all the time would likely cost Democrats the 2020 election.

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When did the Onion switch to straight news?

Or:

When did Maggie Haberman start writing for the Onion?

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Notice how Trump could barely muster support for law enforcement nor reach out to the victims of this attempted bombing.

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I’m sure the next thing out of the Orange thing will be a tweet that her protection should be removed, since she’s no longer a government official.

Wait for it.

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Wouldn’t that indicate some sort of remorse or at least acknowledgement that this thing happened? Since it’s fake bombs and fake news, why would he acknowledge it? Can’t have any hint of legitimacy for the event, if it’s fake.

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OK, this is going to sound straight-up stupid, but until I read Josh’s take, I didn’t think of this as a wave of political assassination attempts. Is this just me being beyond the capacity for shock, or did I just dismiss it as some crankoff who had access to odds and ends he could stuff in an envelope? Don’t ask me, I don’t have a clue what I’m thinking on the best of days.

On the other hand, with nine devices there’s sure to be evidence that accumulates across all of them enough to go after a suspect. And contra the right wing assholes, including the Occupant, it’s going to be a right-wing asshole who sent them.

You read it here last.

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It didn’t sound stupid at all - I just laughed. hahahaha

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Fox said the pipe bombs has white power in them! Who knew?


And big deal, the bombs wouldn’t even explode!

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Fuck Pat Robertson. The only reason the evil old fuck is still alive is that he’s too fucking scared to die and face the music for what he’s done.

(for the record, all I believe he’ll face is the same void the rest of us will return to - but he believes in judgment and eternity, so he is terrified,)

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And I still don’t think of it that way.

I think of it as a massive wave of intimidation - maybe they didn’t explode this time, but if things don’t work out the way the perpetrator wants, it could be far more dangerous next time.

It’s textbook intimidation by textbook idiots, whether from the left or the right.

And it wasn’t even very well done. So I’m going for a wave of intimidation, not assassination.

ETA; and for the record, for none of these targets do I believe this was the first attempts on their lives. Most likely won’t be the last.

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I think that is right.

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I’m just waiting for the RWNJ’s to reprise “The Pelican Brief”.

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There sure are a lot of skilled practitioners of the Crazy queued up to take his place when he finally kicks the bucket…Pastor Hagee, was it, the other day, who declared that God made lesbians flat-chested so they could be easily identified(!!!)?

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and @tena

When I wrote that, none of us had any idea how serious these were. Now, since Cesar Sayoc has been arrested and Chris Wray says these were the real thing, would you be willing to reconsider the level and upgrade them to political assassination attempts?

Yup, absolutely. This is the piece of the puzzle I was waiting for.

Of course, the Right is now saying those stickers on his van are entirely too new and it’s still a false flag, but that’s really grasping at straws.

Oh, and Sessions is saying he wasn’t certain the perpetrator was partisan.

Nope, I’m on board.