Discussion: Clinton Takes Early Edge In Puerto Rico Democratic Primary

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Viva Hillary!!

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“Sorry to disturb your brunch,” Sanders said at Hamburger Mary’s, taking the microphone during their “drag brunch” as disco lights swirled inside. “I just wanted to say that on Tuesday as you all know there is a very important Democratic primary here in California. And my hope is that everyone will stand up and make clear it is too late for establishment politics.”

Like something out a MADtv skit… :smirk:

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It’s too late, thank dog, for Jeff Weaver.

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I couldn’t vote for anyone who fucks up drag brunch.

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Amen.

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Yeah down with the life time politicians… says the guy who only full time job has been a politician.

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I was telling a friend yesterday that Bernie is like the bad comb-over, beer gut, BanLon shirt-wearing guy who shows up at your party as the uninvited friend of a friend. The party’s over, everyone’s left, you’re cleaning up and wanting to go to sleep but that guy just keeps hanging around trying to talk to you because he really thinks he has a shot.

Just sad…

(all due apologies to any BanLonBros out there)

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"It is time to focus on squashing ‘El Trumpo,’

Yes indeed. Let’s go folks.

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I speak from years of observation: Takes a special dweeb to fuck up a drag brunch.

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The betting windows are open!

(Yes/No) Senator Warren will endorse Secretary Clinton on Wednesday-Friday, June 8-10.

(Yes/No) Vice President Biden will endorse Secretary Clinton on Wednesday-Friday, June 8-10.

(Yes/No) President Obama will endorse Secretary Clinton on Wednesday-Friday, June 8-10.

(Trifecta) All three will endorse Secretary Clinton on Wednesday-Friday, June 8-10.

Since I’m first in line, I’m going with the trifecta.

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His career-ending tantrum has been escalating for the last couple of days.

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Apparently results from PR are late coming in because they have to be hand counted, due to budget cuts.

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OT as far as Puerto Rico is concerned, but could I just ask why you, chelsea, and some other commenters here refer to God as “dog”? I don’t get it, where does that expression come from, and what sense does using it have? Don’t you realize how offensive it is to Christians and other monotheistic believers as well? Shouldn’t we as Democrats be reaching out to everyone we can, including people of faith?

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BREAKING: MSNBC is reporting that the it was THE SANDERS CAMPAIGN that requested that the number of polling stations be reduced from 1500 to 435 because the Sanders campaign didn’t have enough staff to monitor the precinct counts. (Presidential ballots have to be counted by hand.)

The Bernie-Bro twitterverse is ablaze with accusations of the Clinton campaign rigging things in Puerto Rico – and now we find out (once again), it just isn’t true.

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Guess I won’t tell you about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog, then.

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So PR and the Sanders campaign both don’t have money? Wow, that’s surprising… :expressionless:

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Dog is dead. Ask Nietzsche.

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My idea for such a skit would have Bernie invading a funeral home crematory chamber and haranguing the bereaved. “I need your support on Tuesday to defeat Wall Street.” Then, when he’s through with his harangue, slapping a ‘Feel the Bern’ bumber sticker on the crematorium coffin as he exeunts stage right.

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