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Why do I get the feeling she’s just humoring him?
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I really really wish Trump got that question. Or Carly F.
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This story has LEGS.
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Just for even more fun, I wish she would have told him that after exhaustive research and investigation, it has been determined that Area 51 is located between Area 50 and Area 52.
But she may need his vote in NH, so she had to tactfully tell him he was nuts in such a way that he did not realize she was doing it.
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No, see that’s the creepy thing - Area 51 is ACTUALLY located between Area 48 and Area 54! Now if THAT doesn’t set off your government conspiracy alarm bells I don’t know WHAT will!
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She’s lying.
She will never tell us the truth about Area 51. Area 51 is the Muslim Brotherhood’s central command post for their mission to cram large chunks of sharia down the throats of Americans (Adults only, of course. Children will be administered sharia under the guise of a mandatory vaccination program).
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Gee, can’t a girl ever have a little fun?
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They’re going to find a capsule with Carly’s DNA in it —
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Yes, kind of like when they make an Ext 5 and Exit 9 on a highway (to account for future exits), the “real deal” is that they are secret government exit ramps that are only accessed through a secret camouflaged ramp off the shoulder…
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She should have said:
“While many scientists believe Area 51 is where an alien spacecraft crashed, my own theory is that it wasn’t a spaceship at all, but a giant, flying granary.”
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UFO’s ARE real.
Just the other day a friend pointed at the sky and asked, “What kind of bird is that?”, and I couldn’t identify it.
It happens every day.
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Welll…Think about it. Most famous plane tested at Groom Lake was the Stealth Bomber. If you look from overhead, it looks just like a triangle. What else looks like a triangle? Hmm? Thats right, a Pyramid. Thank You.
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Well, technically, the Egyptian pyramids have four sides, so if you looked at those pyramids from directly overhead, they would look like squares, not a triangles. They do look like triangles from the side …but the Stealth Bomber doesn’t.
Still, I like the way you’re thinking, very presidential. Or at least very Republican-presidential-primarial.
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Consistency is the hob-goblin of something or other.
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Carly F.
Hmmm.
I wonder if she might start going by fCarly.
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Because next they asked her about the shade of stockings she wears and who styles her hair.
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My house address if 51 and I’m between 49 and 53, so you can’t count on it.
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Sort of like Leo and Max, when Roger De Bris suddenly emerged in the dress.
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines.
– Ralph Waldo Emerson, Essays. First Series. Self-Reliance.
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