Discussion for article #245913
And more crime scene evidence will be gathered as well, leading to potential new arrests and/or additional charges for those already arrested.
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So all these shitheads basically achieved was illustrating why we need these pubic lands to remain under federal stewardship and the type of damage that would result if it’s not. Are conservatives Teatroll radical types even capable of doing something that doesn’t backfire at this point? I’m beginning to believe it’s baked into the equation now.
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I know where they can round up a chain gang.
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Art Crime Team? I’d like to think the gang will not only be charged with art crimes but that they’ll know which years of their sentence are for damaging art and have the rest of the guys in the clink tease them about being art criminals. Maybe throw in some littering charges on top of that. Nothing like being in prison for a silly crime that had no potential for personal gain. I’m sure the other inmates will be happy once the clowns start showing up.
Give me the freedom to destroy precious artifacts, or give me death!
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add it to Bundy’s bill.
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Uh, pubic lands? 
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If I could, I would go help!
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Hey, cleaning up the dildos could take days.
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Unfortunately, I think they’ve likely left a pigsty behind, but then maybe that’s how they live at home.
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What will take time is testing them all for DNA
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Does Febreeze get rid of the smell of stupidity? Or is that the smell of freedom, patriotism and exceptionalism?
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Presumably property will be confiscated and accounts garnished to pay for the mess. Perhaps Cliven Bundy could sell some cattle?
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Read that and had to chuckle. Somebody’s going to have to catalog all those dildos — and the drum of “passion” lube!
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I expect to see a slew of new charges as the tally up all the damages these mooks did.
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haha…some typos are worth leaving alone.
Besides, you know those lands…you follow the Happy Trail over The Mound to reach the Pubic Lands, and if you venture further, you reach the Gulch of Grundle and the eventually arrive at The Windy Cave where dwells the evil…
sigh…no…I’m not going to bother finishing that…
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I think you can take that to the bank.
I imagine the feds will take care of that, although that money will probably go to the earlier fines.
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While the surrender occupied the news today, the Feds took 7 more into custody
Guess the Feds swept in while all the militia nuts were online, wanking over the “coming civil war.”
Edit: 5 taken in to custody, 2 still at large whose names have been redacted from the warrants.
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