Discussion: Christie, Who Staked Election On New Hampshire, Is Abandoning For New Jersey

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Christie: If there was global warming I would still be in NH.

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Huh… Wonder what’s in it for him? Is he running toward an impending catastrophe or running from one?

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Ha, after saying he’d stay in NH. What an ass.

Whether you stay in NH or get back to NJ, it doesn’t make any difference to either place either way.

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Another flip flop on yet another issue?

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How convenient. Gotta keep the traffic moving, eh, Guv?

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Is he going to close down some bridges so the storm can’t get through?

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People of New Jersey: I’m sorry.

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Just be sure to give the federal gubment and the POTUS a big 'ol hug and thanks when Obama saves that ass…again…like he’s supposed to…because that’s why we pay taxes and shitr…for moments like this

#FatAss

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He’s doing this for the optics? Asshole.

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I hope he’s not the one actually steering, he’ll never find the place after so long.

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Yes, CC is scum, but he loses cred, both as guv and prez candidate, if he’s not at Drumthwacket.

You people can be so mean. Maybe he just needs a hug.

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Just crack a car window. He’ll find it.
Boom!

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The Port Authority has ordered pastry shops to stay open during the blizzard in a show of support for Christie’s efforts. Extra sprinkles will be free if snowfall hits 2 feet.

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Residents of New ___________ are glad Governor Christie has returned to handle this weather crisis in his home state.

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Hmmm. Is a snowstorm the only problem that the residents of New Jersey face?

Just stay in NJ, Christie. You’re wasting your time campaigning. Do your real job for a change.

That’s what you’re getting paid for.

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Too bad, he was hoping to spend all that snow removal money on his Bridge-gate lawyers.

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Christie was flying from NH on Derry Air.

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What is he going to do? Strap himself to the front of a sand truck and act as a snow plow?

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