It only took his office three days to respond, must have been a line at MickyDâs.
Nothing restores an impression of strength and dignity like an emphatic denial that you fetched a McDonaldâs meal for the Boss.
And that no one believes the denial.
âThe proper term is âhouse bitchââ.
and that Scott Brown was so desperate for publicity that he jumped on board to say he would ânever do that.â
I knew this story couldnât be true.
The Big Mac and fries would never make it past Christieâs mouth:
Christie may have pulled out of the race, but Trump hasnât pulled out of Christie.
Notably, Christie isnât rushing to contrast this âfalseâ report of performing menial tasks with a litany of important campaign functions he IS called upon to do.
Heâs still the Governor of New Jersey. WTF is he doing with his days now? Anyone?
What the spokesman meant to say was, then Christie has to take out the trash.
not the line⌠he was busy eating his own lunchâŚ
3 Big Macs
2 ROYALE w/cheese
2 large fries supersized
3 apple pies
1 Diet Coke
Dodging process servers, probably.
HahâŚYou know whatâs even funnier is not that they denied the report, but that they even felt a need to comment on it at all if its so ridiculously untrue. All that tells me is that there must be some truth to it.
I love how these idiots keep these things in the news by giving it more airâŚItâs like some kind of weird do-over, but which wonât redound to Crispyâs benefit no matter how much theyâd like to spin it.
Methinks the story touched a nerveâŚ
Donald Trump humiliate a defeated rival? UNPOSSIBLE
I think it all started with the âdeer-in-the-headlightsâ look when he was held hostage on stage next to his lord and masterâŚJust a guess. Two thin-skinned assholes. Somehow I think they were made for each other.
But, a âridiculous, completely invented scenario, which the writer attributed to an unnamed sourceâs anonymous friendâ suffices as fact in Donnieâs playbook. Accept it. So, who was the dumpy New Jersey governor seen getting McDonaldâs for Trump? Sure looked like him. All of my friends saw it, believe me.
And in further denials, Christie claimed that it was a physical impossibility for him to do something so degrading, as he was busy at his job as a Chippendaleâs Dancer.