Discussion for article #222363
Câmon! Even if Christie was POâd he couldnât say it. He would look like a sore loser.
Yeah, bullshit. Everyone knows Christ Christie is a thin skinned ratfuck, vindictive, and hates being the butt of any jokesâŚespecially when heâs made to look like the corrupt politician that he is. He may think he can blow this off too like he tries to do for everything else. My suggestionâŚgo home to NJ and indulge in some comfort food and see how well it blows over for youâŚ
You are right - although I really wish we just didnât indulge in jokes about physical appearance (weight, appearing âfeminine,â etc) There is so much to criticize/satirize about Christieâs policies and behavior, that we donât need to go there with weight references.
Oh spare meâŚhave you seen any Chris Christie photos from his high school and college days? Its not like the man was born fat. He did it to himself. Heâs only 51. He is a gluttonous politician in every sense of the word. Its not a metabolism problem and he wasnât born that way, itâs laziness. He couldnât be bothered to exercise and eat right, so he went ahead and had lap band surgery as a shortcut to better health. No doubt the taxpayers of NJ paid for that too somehowâŚI have no pity on him as a fat man. If drawing attention to his weight gets his ire up and similarly draws attention to his over-indulgent habit towards the way he governs, so be it.
âChristie Not Bothered By McHaleâs Gibes[sic] About Weightâ
Well, thatâs awfully big of himâŚ
I had never heard of Joel McHale before last night and I wonât gout of my way to see him again. Not because of the Christie jokes. He stunk.
Weâre going to be seeing less of Christie in coming months as his potential big money donors are having doubts about a 2016 candidacy, but the bad news is theyâre turning towards Jeb.
Thatâs actually really funny. How come it didnât seem that funny when he read it? Maybe thatâs why â because he seemed to be READING all his jokes. All in the timing they sayâŚ
Chrisâs race for a chance to run for President was OVER before it ever started and he has only himself to blame.
From the time he opened his chops and told the first person he/she was stupid or to shut-up was his demise. BrideGate was the cherry a top
the dish he served up for himself. Mr. Glutton, thinks he can ONCE again get away with his big mouth. AINâT going to happen BIG GUY.
LOL! And all this time I took you for a bore.
I have thought of the fact that Christie didnât always have a weight problem - so you have a point. I still prefer to stay away from comments about an individualâs appearance, though.
Good humor transcends politics?
Yeah, the weight jokes gotta be getting a little thin by now, badda boom.
There are many things that weigh heavier on Christieâs mind but heâd rather stick with the fat jokes thank you.
The camera makes everyone look 150 lbs. heavier, Obama is really a twig.
Bridgegate is just the cover-up for Christieâs real scandal, food gate.
Christie has been in much hotter water, fortunately they took him out and threw in the real Dog.
Iâm not saying that Christiegate is the biggest scandal ever, Iâm saying that they had to super-size the gate just for him to get in this deep.
Here you go!
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Hah. Badda boom, badda bing.
Almost as good as a silly fat joke, which reminds me, do you know whatâs worse than a fat joke? A short, bald, fat joke.
Christie is what we call a target rich environment.
I dunno, I thought the McHale material went too farâŚparticularly the âgluttonâ lineâŚcruel, easily imitated in a world with too, too many fatties.
I luv me some Joel and The Soup, tho E makes me gag usually, and on that show he levens his acid with an occasional self-effacing spritz that might have given his WHCA routine more happy, less squeamish.
Christieâs OK with it? Mighty big of him.