Discussion: Christie Keeps Hitting Rubio: Clinton Would 'Eat Him Alive' On Debate Stage

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I guess if there’s anyone in the race who’s an expert on eating things, Christie is your go-to guy.

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Hillary would indeed eat Rubio alive in a debate. And Christie would eat the entire green room buffet. “Excuse me governor, that platter was for everyone.”

He really shouldn’t use the word eat anywhere in a sentence.

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And unlike Christie, Hillary isn’t restricted by a lap band surgery.

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the christie/bush team attack on rubio is fairly amusing. the “establishment leader” must be brought down by the establishent wanabees. they are correct that HRC would eat rubio up. i hear she also dines on jersey whale and florida cuttlefish.

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Put it in words Marco will understand–“He has disqualified himself from serving as commander-in-chief.”

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Kick’em while they are down… That’s the american Way…

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Wonder if Hall and Oates support Christie, because pretty soon I can see him using one of their songs without permission, regardless of any cease and desist letter he receives.

I’m waiting to see who will be the first one to use “Man Eater” in this election year against Hillary. I think we’re already beginning to see the lead up for that and I just know its coming…

Sigh…

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Stop projecting, Governor Corpulence.

Someone made fun of Christie at one of the White House Correspondents dinners when he was in attendance. Cannot remember who it was, but they tried to remind him that New Jersey was the Garden State, not the Olive Garden state. Would appear ol’ Chris “HamBone” Christie has scarfed up too much pasta and too many bread sticks, for sure. Just sayin’.

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BREAKING NEWS!

“Ginormous Pile of Shit Criticizes Bottomless Pool of Vomit.”

FILM AT ELEVEN!!!

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Why is everything about “eating” with Big Chicken? No wonder he’s fat.

First… Jebba says she’ll more or less " skin him " —

“To beat Hillary Clinton, we need someone that has a proven record,” Bush said. “We’re not going to beat her with an untested person. She will scrape the bark off a candidate that has never done anything. It’d be ugly.” 

So … She may as well finish the job —

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Christie continues to rip Marco, and he responds by attacking the media. Questionable move at best. I think he needs to go after Christie and in a big way, otherwise, he’ll be rightfully perceived as too weak to be President.

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Fat jokes aside, he’s right. He’s often right. Also a completely corrupt power hungry bully.

Rubio in any other context, and maybe even among this bunch, is an inexperienced and unqualified lying little empty suit who has only been pushed to the front by Republican politics.

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Oh, Chris. She would mop the floor with you too. But I don’t think she’d want to eat anyone on your ticket, dead or alive… bitter taste and no real substance.

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At least he didn’t say that he wanted to spank Rubio’s little bottom because that would be getting really weird.

Christie is a dead man rolling but he’s too mean to keep his overused piehole shut.

Rubiot is avoiding a direct confrontation with the only person actually and literally capable of eating him. Probably a big mistake in New Hampshire.

Christie is gloating out loud and it’s very unattractive.

Empty calories all around there.