Hey Christie, assuming Trump loses in November, good luck spending the rest of your life trying to wash the stink off.
of course he’s saying that. He needs Trump to help him raise funds to pay off his campaign debt. That was their deal in return for Christie’s endorsement and delegates.
Gov. Christie thinks a “kerfuffle” is something you order at Dunkin’ Donuts.
And Bridgegate was just a minor traffic jam. He is the master of understatements.
Asked if Trump’s rhetoric had ever “gone too far” for him, Christie called the real estate mogul’s lack of political correctness “refreshing."
Four year old Timmy at the family dinner table: "Aunt Mary, does that big, hairy mole on your nose hurt when you touch it?"
Aunt Mary: "Why Timmy, you're so refreshing!"
When an adult bitches about the constraints of political correctness what they’re really upset about is the inability to be just plain rude and left alone about it.
Fat boy is angling for VP.
Two bullies–what a team!
We’re so sorry Christie, but your political future is toast.
You have no shame and as Alex said, the brown stain on the underwear of life that is Donald Trump will follow you around every where. You won’t be able to hold a press conference without your support of the racist Trump coming up.
I do not lament your political passing , you have crossed over into the land of Rick Perrys and Carly Fiorinas - irrelevant
Don’t let Christie dodge on the most important question: Is Paul Ryan the REAL racist?!
This needs to be asked over and over of every single one of Trump’s supporters until I die of bliss!
‘Hey! Move along, nothing to see here ESPECIALLY if you’re a white male!’
“kerfuffle"
When Christie calls a threat to the independence of the judiciary and the very foundation of our Democracy a “kerfuffle”, you know he has sold his soul to the devil lunatic.
Trump’s not a racist, eh? Well, a number of his supporters think he is and are supporting him for that reason. You don’t get the KKK endorsement for no reason.
The longer I watched the press conference with this bloated and fetid piece of shit, the more my rage grew.
If only shit didn’t splatter, I’d love to sock Christie in his smarmy face.
Trump must have something really big on Christie.
Well, all righty, then. As long as Trump has the undying support of this corrupt fat fuck, let’s just all stop talking about this right now!
Hey, Chris! You can’t close the bridge lanes on this one, bitch!
Christie is so far up Trump’s butt, that if Trump stops short, Christie could suffocate.
“Christie called the real estate mogul’s lack of political correctness ‘refreshing’…”
Shorter Christie:
“Nice judiciary you got here. Be a shame if anything happened to it. OH MY GOSH [points to ceiling] is that a loose wire up there? This District Court’s a fire trap! Whole place could go up in flames [snaps fingers] …just…like…that…”
I’ve said this before, that I know Donald Trump. I’ve known him for 14 years. And Donald Trump is not a racist.” and I am not a crook.
Chris, you were so much more endearing when you were quiet and in the background being held hostage. Can you please go back to that?
Christie’s doctors made a terrible mistake. They should have performed stomach band surgery on his fucking brain.