Sports radio? I always figured heād host a revival of the Captain Kangaroo show!
If he grows a mustache and puts on a red coat, heās a dead ringer!
Heās a natural for the job.
Heās got the foaming at the mouth while ranting contemptuously at his audience part down pat.
But probably waiting for his dream job - hosting the Springsteen channel on SiriusXM.
Donāt you worry guvner, that food tasting job will still be available.
Christie: I rather host FatAndUglyRacists.com; seems more profitable. I might even become POTUS.
He couldnāt handle a call in radio gig, he loses his shit way too easy when people question his ājudgementā.
Another Russian diplomat dies
āChristie Denies Reports Heās In The Running To Become A Sports Radio Host.ā
How awful a human being would I be to post something about professional competitive-eating leagues?
When my term concludes, at the end of 2017, I will be considering all different kinds of options about what to do next with my careerā¦
I guess thatās what fatass jerks with a bloated ego would say when he or she has actually nothing lined up yet.
https://twitter.com/jjchulack/status/834782007230074880
Because you canāt eat steaks and escargots on a trampoline?
He makes you wish for Bob Grant or Long John Nebel.
āCaller on line 5 stuck on the Ft. Lee exitā.
āRussian diplomatā seems to be a high risk occupationā¦
I think even Christie knows his 15 minutes are up .
From a contender to a washed up ex governor.
Who knew that lying ,bad judgment , a hot temper and vindictiveness could kill a career.
It is only February. I know he took most of a year off from being Governor first to campaign, then to carry coffee and fetch McDonalds for Trump, shouldnāt he be doing something now - like being Governor? Just last week he was floating the idea that he was in line for a WH job (before the WH denied it). Maybe since he is such a āfiscal conservativeā cough he should donate half of his salary from this term back to the State of New Jersey.
Heās got the right physique for talking shit about mesomorphs while eating a meatball sub and hiding behind a phone bank lit up with mouthbreathers.
In an off the record comment, Governor Christie stated he was āin the runningā for the job as Trumpās meatloaf taster.
Runningā¦? More like galumphingā¦
But if trump MeatLoaf is on the menuā¦
Well, for a certain class of voters, it makes you eminently qualified to be president.
Pretty darn awful. Good thing you didnāt- 