Perhaps as Head Usher at the White House?
Can somebody pick up a tuba and follow Christie around? I could use a laugh. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d0aIqx1McVI
Trump said about Christie:
"He’s huge! I mean, really fucking huge, and in the Hugest way.
HUGE!"
Trump views this as one big public relations scheme to garner attention and boost his brand. He peddles himself as a down-to-earth populist, but is really out to only serve his interests. Aside from the outrageous administrative appointments, blatant racism and bigotry, he is a pathetic role model who said disgusting things during the campaign, demands unearned respect, and is simply a hideous, exceptionally ugly American.
Food taster?
Christie is so friggin’ desperate he’ll show up Monday with a box of donuts and ask if Trump needs any of his shoes shined.
There’s a rumor going around that Trump is making all interviewees pay for a day pass to the golf club. Possibly even refusing to validate their parking.
Hey, the weather has cleared up at the NYT!
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Someone has to valet park the cars and make the McDonald’s runs.
Christie is the proverbial “Man Without a Country.” New Jersey doesn’t want him anymore, Trump doesn’t want him. He is relegated to consuming cheeseburgers, a fate he made for himself. I call it “A Bridge Too Far.”
I saw him waddling in on the news .
He should ask for a refund on that lap band surgery.
Most importantly Jared Kushner the son-in-law soon to be consigliere doesn’t want him because CC sent his old man to prison.
He probably will have a role. After all, McDonald’s still doesn’t deliver, not even to the White House.
Has Christie no shame? Short answer; NO. Long answer; HELL NO. To show up at Donalds door with his hat belly in hand, that must be humiliating.
Just bunisss…
Christie can be Commissar for Dirty Tricks and Traffic Management.
And he can deny he ever knew anything, thought he was in charge of finding homes for abandoned kittens and Puppies.
As for the rest of his staff…
Here’s the thing about lap band surgery. It works, but you have to change your diet and dietary habits. Six or so small meals a day, totalling around 1800 calories. Exercise can help, but limiting the intake is crucial.
It looks like Kristie Kreme made the change successfully at first, but about the time of Bridgegate he started packing on the pounds. Probably a stress response.
Let’s see…
Special Assistant to the President in charge of Low-lifes and Cheap Thugs.
I don’t like Chris C either (understatement), but I really think these “fat” jokes are unnecessarily cruel and below even the basest standards. There is plenty to criticize about him, but his weight is not one of them. I’ll bet several posters here are overweight, as are many people (I’m not). If he were a woman, the “fat-shaming” would be considered a disgrace.
Let’s stick to the issues, TPM’ers
Let’s compare him to Dorfmann instead. 
