So now by spotting this āchess moveā and trying to get out ahead of it theyāre condoning cruelty to animals.
Never thought Iād see the day when the sheep and cows of America would have to organize their own ā#metooā movement.
But, to be fair, Bubba and Zeb have needs, too, you know!
The only crimes against nature Iāve witnessed lately were by Scott Pruitt.
Strange bedfellows indeed!
A classic case of politics making strange bedfellows
Louisiana, where men are men and the sows are very anxious.
ETA.
He said the measure would modernize an inadequate Louisiana law that doesnāt account for todayās technology.
WTF?
āIn Louisiana, a proposal to strengthen the law against bestiality is facing unexpected opposition from conservative lawmakersā¦ā
Todayās GOP: From The Party of Lincoln to The Party of Four Legs Good, Two Legs Bad!
The midterm ads just write themselvesā¦
Rep. Gatti might want to reconsider using the words"Trojan" and "horse in the same sentence when opposing this bill.
āThis bill was written because the far left wants to undermine our other laws that protect family and traditional values that the people of Louisiana hold dear,ā said notorious pig fucker Sen. Ryan Gatti, a Republican who was one of 10 senators to vote against the bill.
Fixed.
OK, thatās it. Conservatives are now so confused and frightened they donāt know whether they want to have sex with animals. Sad.
Weāre on very shaky ground here. A sweeping ban on bestiality, it would seem, may very well infringe on the rights of those animals who may be favorably disposed to intra-species romance.
But the existence of online marketplaces for buying and selling animals for sex
The thing is, I didnāt actually need to know this.
I thought it was South Carolina that had the bestiality problem.
Remember the horse fucker?
So Rick Santorum was on to something when he said there would be āman on dogā activity.
Gotta protect our unconstitutional laws becauseā¦reasons (the gays, you know - shhhh, donāt wake the sheep till Iām done).
The people that voted for and then reelected David Vitter really, really donāt get to pretend to give a damn about sex acts committed by consenting adult humans.
Actually, in Iowa, the phrase is; āwhere men are men and the sheep are scaredā. And, yes, I am told that the men ādo smell a bitā as a result.
Clearly JUMPING the shark is still legal in Louisiana.
Meanwhile, in the pro-goatfucker wing of the Republican Party . . .