Discussion: Christian Conservatives Fight Bid To Toughen Louisiana Anti-Bestiality Law

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So now by spotting this ā€œchess moveā€ and trying to get out ahead of it theyā€™re condoning cruelty to animals.

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Never thought Iā€™d see the day when the sheep and cows of America would have to organize their own ā€œ#metooā€ movement.
But, to be fair, Bubba and Zeb have needs, too, you know!

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The only crimes against nature Iā€™ve witnessed lately were by Scott Pruitt.

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Strange bedfellows indeed!

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A classic case of politics making strange bedfellows

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Louisiana, where men are men and the sows are very anxious.

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He said the measure would modernize an inadequate Louisiana law that doesnā€™t account for todayā€™s technology.

WTF?

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ā€œIn Louisiana, a proposal to strengthen the law against bestiality is facing unexpected opposition from conservative lawmakersā€¦ā€

Todayā€™s GOP: From The Party of Lincoln to The Party of Four Legs Good, Two Legs Bad!

The midterm ads just write themselvesā€¦

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Rep. Gatti might want to reconsider using the words"Trojan" and "horse in the same sentence when opposing this bill.

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ā€œThis bill was written because the far left wants to undermine our other laws that protect family and traditional values that the people of Louisiana hold dear,ā€ said notorious pig fucker Sen. Ryan Gatti, a Republican who was one of 10 senators to vote against the bill.

Fixed.

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OK, thatā€™s it. Conservatives are now so confused and frightened they donā€™t know whether they want to have sex with animals. Sad.

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Weā€™re on very shaky ground here. A sweeping ban on bestiality, it would seem, may very well infringe on the rights of those animals who may be favorably disposed to intra-species romance.

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But the existence of online marketplaces for buying and selling animals for sex

The thing is, I didnā€™t actually need to know this.

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I thought it was South Carolina that had the bestiality problem.

Remember the horse fucker?

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So Rick Santorum was on to something when he said there would be ā€œman on dogā€ activity.

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Gotta protect our unconstitutional laws becauseā€¦reasons (the gays, you know - shhhh, donā€™t wake the sheep till Iā€™m done).

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The people that voted for and then reelected David Vitter really, really donā€™t get to pretend to give a damn about sex acts committed by consenting adult humans.

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Actually, in Iowa, the phrase is; ā€˜where men are men and the sheep are scaredā€™. And, yes, I am told that the men ā€˜do smell a bitā€™ as a result.

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Clearly JUMPING the shark is still legal in Louisiana.

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Meanwhile, in the pro-goatfucker wing of the Republican Party . . .

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