Discussion: Chris Christie Argues Trump's Muslim Ban Isn't Actually A Ban On Muslims

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Trained Monkey on the Organ Grinder’s machine says what?

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Two equally total jokes.

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So, it’s not a ban. Okay, what is it then, exactly??

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Honestly…these GOPpers don’t even TRY anymore, do they? It seems they would care about their futures but they are tying their ridiculousness the the far fetched hope that The Donald will take care of him…something He, Trump has never done in his entire life. Loyalty is not a Trump strong suit.

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Being this big of suck up doesn’t look well on him. He performs better as a bully.

Good riddance to both personas.

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A temporary whatchamacallit “until we FIGURE OUT WHAT’S GOING ON!”

tRump can’t figure out Scotland voted to REMAIN in the EU! Now The Donald’s going to figure out the Middle East?

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It’s not this, which is a direct quote from the beginning of Trump’s statement in December:

Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country’s representatives can figure out what is going on.

That’s not a ban on Muslims and never was, Christie says, because shut up is why.

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More oreos!
Becuz freedumz.
In English a ban usually is pretty clear… usually.

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Exactly…and ice cream is really frogurt. Got it.

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“You all continue to call it a Muslim ban. That’s not what it is and never has been,” Christie told reporters, according to the Bergen Record.

And you locking up that nurse in 2014 wasn’t an attempt to stir up panic in the middle of an actual public health concern for electoral advantage. You’re bad people, Christie.

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It’s like the Nigerian spam letters that make it quite clear they’re nigerian spam, so that the spammers don’t have to waste any time reading replies from someone who is not a guaranteed sucker. If you lie consistently enough, then your supporters can’t ever abandon you, because then they’d have to admit what idiots they’d been from the beginning. Of course, for people who aren’t already supporters it doesn’t work so well.

I think this election may finally find the floor to how low-information “low-information voters” really are.

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Christie should just stick to his regular duties, like fetching the newspapers, getting copies at Kinkos and doing the daily McDonalds’s coffee run.

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Chris, go get Donald “the draft dodging coward” Trump a Happy Meal, and then find a tall tree and a short rope for you.

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Please Mr Trump…select Chris as your running mate…

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Let’s face it, Chris HAS to be Drumpf’s pick for VP. Remember when Bill Clinton said that voters would get two for the price of one? Well, with Chris on the tickets, voters will get two total bozos for the prices of one.

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Excellent clarification. So “cornholing” isn’t really “cornholing" even though it references a game that farmers of the Ohio Valley in the 1800’s played; they would take turns throwing a small bag full of feed corn at a raised platform with a hole in it.

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Hey, Krispy, - it’s after 5:00 pm that means it’s time for a Mickey D’s run.

And THIS time, make sure all the fries get here!

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This is a game played in Texas at outdoor parties to this day. I don’t know anyone who calls it cornholing tho.

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https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/seal.gif

Spin, Gov Soprano, spin!

Any guesses whether he’s playing Careless Whisper or Turn the Page?

Meh…probably just Yakety Sax…again…

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