Discussion: China Grants Ivanka Trump 5 More Trademarks Amid Trade Negotiations

Can she get any more plastic and mechanical looking?

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Four trademarks, including child care centers

They have plans to put children in cages over in China too?

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Hmmmmmm…is this a smart thing to do with so much other quid pro quo shit hitting the Trumpster fan??

Calling our fabulous TPM legal minds for a first reaction…

Designer, successful business woman, perfect enhancements. What more could Daddy want? Hmmm…

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She’s the one who I day dream about seeing the Federal authorities slapping the bracelets on.

First the fake Zoolander Blue Steel pouty resting face would look amazing in prison jumpsuit orange. Second the low audible wailing that the Kush would make, it would possibly be too much glee to contain. Then him sobbing from the court gallery during her trial. Lastly it would kill the father since she’s the only one he wants to bang, I mean cares about.

Let’s face it, Trump isn’t getting arrested. Junior will probably be arrested in a South East Asian hotel suite covered in dead escort blood holding a running chainsaw. Eric will eventually throw himself into the golden tomb during his father’s funeral, because that guy looks the type. Baron is a computer genius and he’ll probably end up in St. Petersburg running GRU.

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equally under the law

…but some are more equal than others.

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This is just disgusting.

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“Ivanka Trump’s expanding intellectual property…”

Intellectual WHAT!?!

So much grifting. You’d need a special prosecutor to keep track of everything. Oh, wait…

I’m a legal mind, though the jury is out on whether it’s “fabulous,” and I’m not an IP lawyer but I do practice international law. The article is correct even though it seems contradictory. Ivanka probably did apply for all the trademarks in weird areas to prevent both trademark squatting and imposters using her name, both of which are common. Equally, however, China is giving Ivanka and daddy something valuable by granting her the marks, and is currying favor with them by doing so.

Just another example of the harm in having a grifter family in the White House who care far more about their money and their brand than they do about the country.

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Excellent post! (belly laugh, out of breath)

I wasn’t there to see it but I hear Eric Trump started sobbing like a little girl when they took him away.

'#BeIncest ?

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Oh Daddy, Oh Daddy

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she looks bland as all get-out, but boy is she greedy

“And no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State.” Emphases added because they just don’t seem to be getting the message down there at Mar-a-Lago.

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