Discussion: Children's Book By Indiana Senate Candidate Trashes His GOP Primary Rival

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That’s not a children’s book, it’s a parody of a children’s book. Actually, strike that. It’s a parody of an embarking-on-adulthood book.

Geez.

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While the article doesn’t mention it, I’m going to go way, way, way out on a limb and hypothesize that Todd Rokita is a Republican?

He sure fits the GOP template…

Defeat the Elite? ROFLMAO…

And Columbia should sue him for trashing their corporate image…

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“Indiana Senate candidate Todd Rokita is releasing a politically themed children’s book that trashes one of his Republican primary opponents.”

“One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Kill The Poors!”

(In the tradition of Pence’s classic, “Oh, The Rubles You’ll Take!”)

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I know Indiana is the home of underage drinking and marriages, but I didn’t know they let toddlers vote?

Although that would explain how they ended up with Mikey Pants…

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“And the Rubes Who You’ll Fake!”

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“Benjamin and the OObleck”
“Fox in Shocks”
“Green Eggs and Ham - The Scott Pruitt Story”

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Like Conservapedia, everything is to be politicized to gain an advantage, everything.

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Pfft. Improve on demon sheep or GTFO. The bar for dorky stunt messages is far too high at this point for this amateur weak-sauce stuff.

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Few people who know or have met Toddy like him, even in his own gop crowd.
He has a personality that could turn off Niagara Falls.

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Yes, as you suspected, Toddy is a gop. However, he is actually from the far, far, far right whacko branch of the gop family and could potentially be another epic Richard Mourdock or Roy Moore or Todd Akin. We can keep our fingers crossed!

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Some other political children’s books to consider.

“Where the Wild Demonrats Are”
“Harry Potter and My Liberal Snowflake Opponent”
“The Winning in the Willows”
“The Grouchy Democrat Lady Bugging Me”

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Few people who know or have met Toddy like him, even in his own gop crowd.
He has a personality that could turn off Niagara Falls.

So, yer saying he has a natural affinity for Ted Cruz?
Think of the possibilities: if Todd wins, he and Ted could form their own caucus, mutual admiration society and, maybe, splinter party.

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“Fun with Dick and … mmmmmm, dick”

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I’m thinking we could make a national display of how very bad gop is by highlighting a putz like Toddy as we did with several others I mentioned above. Get Todd in front of a camera and he will not do well.

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Beat the hell out of each other, so Joe Donnelly remains in office! Go GOP dotards!

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“Goodnight loon” the Kelly Anne Conway story.

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They let them run for office, apparently, so why not let them vote, too?

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Visited family in Pennsylvania a few weeks ago, and, TPM, you should probably check out PA’s gubernatorial primary before calling anyone else’s primary the nastiest.

Yeah, but that’s okay. Fitting even - like most Republican primaries, the candidates are parodies of politicians embarking on immaturity.

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