Given that heâs so enthusiastic, we can start by waterboarding Cheney.
Cheney: I Would Not Discontinue âEnhanced Interrogationâ Programs
Get back into your crypt.
Thanks for your input Dick.
Darth Cheney crawls back out from under his rock to defend his legacy.
Mostly heâs upset that they didnât build the floating torture droid from âA New Hopeâ in time for him to watch it work.
Did they ask him how the search for WMDs in Iraq is going?
Will someone please help this elderly dotard to his war crimes trial?
Shut up and die please.
So much heart disease and so little death. Pact with the devilâthatâs the only rational explanation.
Instead of simulated drowning, we could put marbles in the towel and simulate being shot in the face.
Iraq War - 4400 dead Americans and $3 Trillion down the drain.
You outdid Osama bin Laden Dick.
I would not discontinue applying my foot to the gas if I saw him crossing the street.
What did the devil get in return?
âWould not discontinueâ is weak, passive, sad language.
Go shoot another friend in the face. Maybe thatâll get your spirits up.
Well, thatâs surely a rousing endorsement for Ms. Haspel! Cheney is so admired and respected and popular. Too bad Pol Pot and August Pinochet arenât still around. Iâm sure theyâd both give a âthumbs upâ, too.
I thought he was dead. Hell, he looks dead. Where did they dig him up?
I thought he could only appear in the dark of night?
Good question. Insider stock tip, maybe, or a letter of recommendation.
The Ghoul speaks.
He should have been waterboarded to get him to confess to revealing Valerie Plameâs identity.
It would only have been fair.
Freaking war criminal.
âwhich some call tortureâ !?!?!?
Am I reading Fox News?
Like forcing sex on your wife, which some call rape.
From Wikipedia:
Enhanced interrogation techniques" or âenhanced interrogationâ is a euphemism for the U.S. governmentâs program of systematic torture of detainees by the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA), the Defense Intelligence Agency (DIA), and various components of the U.S. Armed Forces at black sites around the world, including Bagram, Guantanamo Bay, and Abu Ghraib, authorized by officials of the George W. Bush administration.