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âIs something being exterminated here?â âIs that something me?â
Unfortunately no and no.
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Alex Jones is big on chemtrails. I had to put a Facebook friend on âignoreâ because of all of his loopy Alex Jones posts about how âtheyâre spraying us like bugs!â
âWake up, sheeple!â
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I guess Thomas Gray was wrong; evidently, ignorance is not bliss.
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Word⌠Reptilians. I like that better then the worn out Zombiepocaplypse.
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âIs something being exterminated here? Is that something me?â
-Kylie Jenner
Be still my heartâŚ
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Deep Thoughts by Kylie Jenner⌠Yeah, who is responcible (sic)? TrulyâŚ
I think we have answered the burning question âIs our children learning?â
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I blame âwhite stuffââŚ
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Climate change is a hoax, though.
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And man-made change to boot. Oh the ironingâŚ
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Victoria Jackson - scoot over.
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"A list celebrityâ???
What are you smoking?
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It all started in WW II. Thatâs how we defeated the Germans â by crisscrossing their skies with contrails:
Over Emden, Germany, September 27th, 1943
The approximately 1.5 million tons of high explosives dropped at the same time was merely incidental.
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Probably the most unbelievable part is where she âdrives to work.â
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I think Kylie Jenner should rewrite the U.S. Constitution!
Ignorance is only bliss when 'tis folly to be wise. For most of the weak-minded paranoids who subscribe to such conspiracy theories I imagine the ignorance must be quite painful.
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The chemtrail nonsense is typical of the American breed of conspiracy theory. People will think that planes flying several miles above them will be spraying them with harmful chemicals. Then theyâll walk through a mall where every store is spraying them with artificial chemical smells, then return home to their water saturated with fracking chemicals. Theyâll worry that the government is reading all their dumb emails, but allow every corporation in the world to do the same and more. Wake up sheeple, indeed.
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âWho pays for this and why is it happeningâ?
Who pays for this?
Millions of coach-class passengers fleeced by the airline industry after deregulation and forced into teeny-tiny seats in teeny-tiny spaces in order to create lots of profit for their stockholders and masters [of reptilian persuasion?]
âWhy is it happening?â
âWhyâ is the interrogative of a metaphysical question, so let us ask: How is this happening?
Contrails are the result of rapidly expanding hot waste gases - mostly CO2 and water vapor from jet fuel combustion which are forcibly ejected from the rear of the engine, after having caused turbine blades in the front of said engine to rotate at very high speed, giving rise to what we, among the illuminati, call thrust [See Newtonâs Laws], which âpushesâ the aircraft forward at a speed sufficient enough to allow differential air pressure above and below itâs airfoils, which keeps it aloft [see Bernoulliâs principle]. Modern writings agree that both Bernoulliâs principle and Newtonâs laws are relevant and either can be used to correctly describe lift.
A more enlightened question would be: How is the combined gaseous ejecta from jet aircraft affecting local and global atmospheric physics and global glimate distruption? This is a testable and viable question which has been posed by many with brains larger than walnuts.
Also, and now, in an actual metaphysical sense: Why does this wankette exist? Does the universe hate me?
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The text in that image reads like Jack Handey on shrooms.
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