Discussion: Chaffetz To Invite Comey To Testify—If Someone Can Get Him Comey's Number

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Sure gives one confidence in Chaffetz’s investigative ability, doesn’t it?

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The subpoena pen only works on subpoenas? Different pen for grocery lists, phone numbers etc.?

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Jason, can I call you Jason? Jase, I’m guessing, and it’s just a guess, but I’m guessing that maybe someone at the FBI might be able to get you that number.

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Oh fer fuck’s sake. Are his staff a bunch of helpless idiots? He’s the fucking chair of the House Oversight Committee, and he can’t get his hands on Comey’s phone number?

Let me guess, they also can’t find his e-mail or snail-mail address?

So with no pony express or telegraph to fall back on, I guess smoke signals on Twitter is the best he can do.

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Shorter Chaffetz: I dont really want to give up my FOX news gig. This jeopardizes my professional conservative life.

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MIght be a joke about Comey getting fired. Tacky if that’s right. And ripped off from Lavrov.

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Moron

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Oh dear goddess… Every day something bone headed stupid is said or tweeted by Republicans.

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Maybe you should look under your cot.

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Uh… its funny, but I just typed the number into a search to see if you’d linked to something silly – but its an actual person with a middle eastern name. Maybe should change the numbers to ****

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God all fucking mighty I can’t believe these dumb shits are “in charge”. We have the potential of getting so much further screwed!

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Oops - didn’t even check but I changed it to unused area code 666. That seems fitting.

Thanks - I certainly wouldn’t want to cause anyone any issues. It used to be that ‘3825’ wasn’t a valid start to a phone number because of prank calling.

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Check all the post-it notes they leave in plain view. It’s gotta be there somewhere.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-partisan/wp/2017/05/15/when-president-trumps-bodyguard-revealed-jim-mattiss-private-cellphone-number/?utm_term=.74df8c273f0e

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Try 1-800-Fuck-Trump.

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Chaffetz: “How’s My Chairing? 1-800-Dum-Fuck.”

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Gee, Jason. Ever consider having a note delivered to his house that says “Call me”? I mean, if his nine-year-old neighbor can deliver him cookies, surely one of your crack staff could pull that off.

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Jason could check Tinder, you never know what might turn up in the D.C. area.

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Jason only uses Grindr.

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