Discussion: Chaffetz Says He Wants To See Comey Memo: 'I Have My Subpoena Pen Ready'

And the tapes Jason? The tapes?

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I AM sTartinG to ThiNK that There Is No ChilD sex Ring In the Basement OF coMeT pinG poNg. WhaT nexT? The EartH is RounD?

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Someone needs to tell him that the memo is about Trump, not Hillary. He may need to lose his pen.

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Fuck you you sanctimonious little shit! Be careful what you wish for Jason, it is looking like they have a long list and it just might have your name on it also.

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Oh, Jason - you are so macho!

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“I have my subpoena pen ready.”

You most likely have your mouth holster ready

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Amazing recovery from the surgery that was supposed to keep him bed-ridden for months.

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How adorable. Chaffetz must think he’s really making a statement! That “statement” will last until McConnell and Ryan tell him to sit down and shut up.

Maybe Chaffetz’ wife likes it when he’s all assertive and everything…

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I would rather see you use it on your resignation letter.

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Fuck you, Jason. Stop talking and talking and talking and DO something.

Useless idiot.

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My wish for the entire administration…

Even better if Oprah serves them!

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Shush, the less he knows, the better

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Did Jason’s orthopedic surgeon also install a spine?

Nah. He’s just doing a little pre-FOX publicity.

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wE THEPEOPl!Eee didn’t Elect a KENYAN MARSXIST!!! INPEACH NOW!!!

IN…PEACH!!! ASAP!!!

Oh, how I miss those good old days when the scandals in the White House were all just bullshit that lined the pockets of Hannity and Limbaugh. 4 months ago seems like forever…

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It’s so comforting to know that such a respected civil servant is on the case.

I can sleep well tonight.

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Go ahead. Make my day. Make sure you issue more than one, however. No sense looking more biased than you already are.

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I hope Comey goes public tomorrow with the entire file.

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It’s pretty safe to say that Chaffetz won’t be signing any subpoenas. First off, it’s not really his committee’s jurisdiction. Second, he’s not in Ryan’s plans. He plans to be lobbying for some extraction industry soon, so any chest-pounding between now and then is about increasing his value, not “oversight.”

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