Did they enjoy Trump Tower Taco Bowls?
With two such sleazy individuals in one place, there should have been a hazmat team present.
I hear the Orange Monster had a helluva a Watch Party for 60 Minutes last night. Melania served her famous prleška tünka and Karst cured neck meat, and Cohen brought the Busch beer. Fun times!
Getting our stories straight, were we?
Headline:
Mobster Meets with Consigliere.
No doubt Cohen “facilitated” picking up the check because that’s just the kind of stand-up guy he is.
President Donald Trump reportedly had dinner with his personal lawyer Michael Cohen on Saturday night
“Don’t believe the Fake News narrative that it is hard to find a lawyer who wants to take this on. Fame and fortune will never be turned down by a lawyer.”
I was taking cold medicine before and during the interview. I’m not sure which of my memories are real and which are night terrors.
Spanking Trump with a rolled-up magazine had to be the cough syrup, right?
Donnie’s “moobs” are in the vise.
This thuggery over the Stormy Daniels affair and his real estate/money laundering operations should be enough to put this dull boy into the pokey for a very long time. Crossed fingers, knock on wood, throw some salt over my left shoulder…whatever works.
Michael Cohen is no Tom Hagen and Donnie is no Don Corleone.
She dominated him then, and she’s dominating him now.
“Mikey, I need for you to do me this thing. The Family will not forget your loyalty.”
Not to diminish your humor, but the truth that, after traveling separately to Air Force One to go down to Hell Mouth South, Melania has decided to remain down there because it is the child who shall not be named’s spring break, is even greater comedy gold.
Does Patsy Cline mean NOTHING to you Melania!?!
Not diminishing my humor at all, @crackerjack! Admittedly, it’s a cruel joke to say the Melania could sit in the same room with the Orange Monster. We must assume that she’s holding out through the first term out of fear of Trump’s thuggery and in hopes of very, very large payday.
Yeah, that’s a great look, there Donny.
“Cohen” doesn’t even sound “Sicilian” 
I am surprised Melaria Trump was not invited to the dinner. As a former dancer, model, architect, movie star and street smart business woman herself, she would have been able to provide insights into the motivations and mind of Ms. Daniels.
She got an Einstein Visa!
Nice job, Rump. Always surround yourself with the “best” people.