Discussion for article #246377
Isn’t the general consensus that that stuff doesn’t really work?
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It’s just as likely to cough up false memories as real ones. That’s why it’s not used.
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Well, you’ll talk. What you say could be nearly anything, but he’s right, you’ll say something.
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Holy shit, we have a Truth Serum?!?!?!
It should be required in all Presidential debates. The one with the least lies per second wins the nomination.
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You really need to stop campaigning on fucking LSD.
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Ben’s understanding of military and national security is at the level of a 1964 “Man From U.N.C.L.E” episode. Just administer some “truth serum” and a couple of karate chops, and the bad guys are taken care of.
At this point, Carson’s just an irrelevant buffoon. The only impact he’ll have on the race from here on out is where his supporters will eventually end up. Up until recently I’d have said Cruz is the obvious likely beneficiary, but considering what happened in Iowa, that might be debatable now.
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Just make the terrorists attend an office Christmas party. Every damned verbal filter on the planet disappears at the office Christmas party.
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Ooooo… barbiturates ! ! —
Like downers are reliable … ha ha he he —
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“I believe there are a number of ways to extract information,” Carson said. “Including, you know, some medical ways….”
Dr. Hfuhruhurr: “I’ve never seen so many brains out of their heads before. I feel like a kid in a candy store!”
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Is he still running? O that’s right, he went home for a change of clothes.
I would love to know how much money he’s made off of this campaign.
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The last time we used truth serum, the guy told us he was 12, worked in outer space as a jet pilot and had been married four times.
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Sure, but the word is still out on divining rods.
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That’s hilarious. hahahahahaha
I had a coworker that I like and respect say that he really liked Carson as a candidate.
Then I pointed out that Carson was an idiot, and probably thought that Earth was 6000 years old.
His response, “I don’t want to get into it right now, but I don’t disagree with him.”
There was really nothing else to say at that point.
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It all makes sense now. He wasn’t really a world class neurosurgeon after all. He was just one on a TV show and people are confused. Right? Because otherwise, What. The. Fucking. Fuck?
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Oh, you poor benighted man.
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Ah… the old “cranial screw top”. I wonder if Dr. Ben actually tried this on himself…
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The level of candidates and the number at this level the republicans have is what is really astounding.
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Better yet, we could get Wonder Woman to use her magic lasso on the terrorists.
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