Discussion for article #240933
Satan must be pretty damn smart because evolution makes a lot more sense than the story of Adam and Eve.
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Why is it all “black conservatives” end up sounding like the old minstrel show “darky” character, “Step’n Fetchitt”?
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“politically correct”
Teatroll Rosetta Stone: “Whenever everyone else agrees about something after having reviewed the evidence and reached consensus, leaving me looking like a batshit mental patient for disagreeing.”
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Now wait a minute, this man is trying to get special treatment. How can you sell your soul TWICE?
Now, now. How can you not believe in the beauty and majesty of a fully formed adult human being plopped onto the face of the planet out of nowhere, a woman ripped from his chest that he gets to plow, and their offspring grow up and have incestuous sex with each other in the name of the Lord?
I dare you to show a more perfect scientific theory of our origins that is also in line with traditional family values.
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These insane, narcissistic ramblings disqualify him as Dog Catcher, more or less President.
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Satan kept telling me to kill my cat. Once I convinced him cleaning the litter box really wasn’t that big of a deal he backed off. I told him he could have the hair balls if he wanted but he said his storage garage was already full.
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It’s interesting watching this man surf the religious vote so badly. How can a person learn and accept enough science to become a brain surgeon and at the same time reject the science his medical career was based on? It’s amusing but confusing.
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If something happens to me (hammer fight or whatever) please keep this man away from my brain.
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Behold, the sane one in the race for the Republican nomination.
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I’d be a little nervous about now if I was a previous patient of this guy. Like if I’d had this guy perform brain surgery on me. Yikes!!!
A nut job.
Always remember: There’s no rule that says the beliefs in your head and the beliefs coming out of your mouth have to be the same.
(nope…not even the Commandments…the “false witness” one says “against thy neighbor”)
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Seriously. How is it that so many wing nuts ignorant of science have jobs in science (medicine)? See also: Sen Corbin from Okla.
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Broun’s the same way. I’m pretty good at seeing other people’s points of view but this one just flummoxes me. Maybe you can actually get through medical school without ever being forced to accept how scientific conclusions are valid in a way that Bronze Age creation myths might not be.
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Okay, so I get how satan may have been able to convince Darwin to come up with the theory of evolution, but how in the hell did satan get god to create all the corroborating fossils – on day 3??
I eagerly await some fleshing out of this explanation from Carson.
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Or US Congressman from Georgia.
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Carson’s base:
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Thank you Dr Carson for taking Batsh*t Crazy ®™ mainstream and exposing it for all to see. We thought Michelle Bachman was a piece of work, but you have taken it to a new level
Never again will the term Brain Surgeon be associated with intellectual prowess
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