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Carson noted from his Las Vegas headquarters that there were “enthusiastic crowds and I believe things are starting to happen here.”
The only thing that’s starting is that your supporters are itching to hit the slots, you delusional whackadoodle dumbshit.
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“Keep grift alive!”
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“I believe things are starting to happen here”
And this is a great time for things to start to happen in Nevada, Ben! Now that you’ve got the ball rolling there, you can hold some more campaign events in Reno and Las Vegas, and eventually you’ll crack double digits in the polling for the caucuses that were held weeks earlier!
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He’d better go home for fresh clothes in case he pollutes his britches with delight.
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It wasn’t immediately clear what the retired neurosurgeon meant by “things” and what location he was referring to as “here.”
That is just COLD!!
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Republican presidential candidate Dr. Ben Carson said as the Nevada caucus results rolled in, that he believed things were “starting to happen.”
These things Ben.
But HEY!!!
Thanks for your inspirational campaign song!
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Wrong County Ben — Next one over —
He’s an odd duck.
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Yeah Doc, and the pyramids were grain silos…
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Someone get that man some truth serum!
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It wasn’t immediately clear what the retired neurosurgeon meant by “things” and what location he was referring to as “here.”
That’s our Doctor Grifty Hands: shameless - essential to con artistry.
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Things are looking up. Look, Ben Carson has got it down to a three person race. Once God smites those three, it’s his for the taking. This is right were he wants to be.
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I believe that there is a reason that Dr. Carson is retired.
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Has there ever been a more clueless candidate running this late in a presidential primary? Not that I can recall in the last 25 years at least.
Dan Quayle was a VP pick so doesn’t really count or I’d rank him close.
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It wasn’t immediately clear what the retired neurosurgeon meant by “things” and what location he was referring to as “here.”
Well now we are already seeing the media jump in with their PC criticism this and their PC questions that and putting words in my head that I never wrote. But we have a mountain of faith to cross that bridge and together we will do it with our faith and they can cry a PC river but we won’t get wet. God bless you all and God bless America.
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I think he meant he was getting indigestion. Shouldn’t have had the $7 all-you-can-eat chicken fried steak at the casino. That’ll get you every time.
He continued: What It Is Ain’t Exactly Clear…
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Carson noted from his Las Vegas headquarters that there were “enthusiastic crowds and I believe things are starting to happen here.”
“Strange things,” Carson continued looking up, “For instance, that cloud looks like a beautiful pinwheel circling overhead.”
He paused, still looking towards the sky, then added, in a perplexed wondering tone, “Is that a vulture?”
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Carson noted from his Las Vegas headquarters that there were "enthusiastic crowds and I believe things are starting to happen here."
Yeah-- just not for you, dude.
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