Carson: “Well, sure Corey Lewandowski has a criminal record. Who doesn’t?”
It’s stunning that this man was, until very recently, considered a serious candidate for the presidency. Someone please give him his binky and put him back down for another nap…
Can we kick this useless pile of crap off the airwaves faster than $ister $arah? I can’t deal with his insane ramblings for another 4 - 8 years.
It’s almost like he has a cloud floating around him…sort of like Pigpen…except it’s not a cloud of dirtiness, but rather a miasma of shocked confusion and quiet, but all consuming, bafflement. Those caught in this atmospheric phenomenon who fail to leave before breathing are struck dumb, dazed for several seconds and left with a vague, haunting feeling of having lost something of themselves and their identity, such that comprehension of the world around them is rendered sluggish and incomplete, hazy as if seen through cheese cloth smeared in derp…
It is even more stunning to me that he was permitted to operate on peoples brains. I am now tempted to ask every neurosurgeon I meet (none so far); does Dr. Carson represent the level of intelligence within your medical specialty?
I mean, really, who among us has never committed a little bit of assault and battery? At least on a few occasions?
The best response would have been: “No, I don’t. Do you?”
He was never a serious contender.
“Bolduan and Berman looked at each other with disbelief for a few seconds.”
I haven’t seen such an astonishing display of intellect since Bush Sr. was dumbfounded by the supermarket checkout scanner.
Obviously John Berman wants us all to forget that Senior Class trip he took to Egypt. Authorities were less than amused when hijinks got out of hand and a few drinking buddies got together and pilfered grain from the pyramids. For shame!!!
What I want to know is why is this guy being asked to come on the shows and give opinions. He is as thick as a brick (apologies to all neurosurgeons out there) and what he says shouldn’t amount to spit.
BEN 9000:
“I enjoy working with people, and have stimulating relationships with Mr. Trump and Mgr. Lewandowski.”
Of course not, bleeding heart liberal.
But then, the conservative speciality is to demonize people who haven’t been charged with anything.
I mean, think about it, if you start demonizing people who are charged with battery, you’re even likelier to demonize people charged with aggravated battery, and even likelier than that to demonize people charged with attempted murder, actual murder, premeditated murder, genocide, I mean, where do you draw the line? Best not to start down that road to begin with.
Please also apologize to Ian Anderson and other members of Jethro Tull.
This so reminds me of George Sr. from Arrested Development with his “a little light treason”!
Just remember, there’s always money in the Banana Stand!
Ian Anderson was fond of W.
He pretty much lost any love I ever had for him.
Out of curiosity, I sat through his Hallmark biopic the other day. Really cheesy film – but seriously – how did he accomplish so much if he really was as dim as he now presents? The film did not portray him with the bizarre characteristics we see. He is so flat in his facial expression, voice and demeanor and weirdly disconnected from the world around him. He seems very impaired to me. Maybe he has Parkinson’s or similar disorder which forced his retirement from surgery.
Sniffit, I cannot tell you how hard I laughed at that one.
Honestly Matt, I try not to think about any shiz that comes out of his mouth. It’s just beyond comprehension