Discussion for article #244865
“So, Dave, why do you walk with a limp?”
(mumbles)
“What was that?”
“I got crippled in a car crash while working on a political campaign.”
“Whose?”
“I’d rather not say.”
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Were they driving back from the wildlife refuge?
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Carson has cancelled all campaign events for the rest of the day.
I guess those 9 people that took a vacation day to see Carson at campaign stops are out of luck.
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Tweet captured from driver’s account just before the accident:
“I would rather drive my car off a bridge than spend one more minute working on the Carson campaign.”
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When asked to comment, Ben Carson said, “The giant Moais on Easter Island were Goliath’s G.I.Joe toys.”
(Everyone just snickered and walked away.)
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A van carrying the campaign workers hit a patch of ice, flipped on its side,
Black Ice Matters
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Ben, take this unfortunate situation as a sign. It is time for you to pack it in and stop putting these folks at risk for the sake of your publishing empire. God is watching you Ben, and there will come a day…
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So, in other words, ALL of Dr. Carson’s Iowa campaign staff and volunteers.
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While I don’t agree with Carson’s politics I sure don’t want anyone injured over it. No campaign is worth someone’s life.
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If Ben Carson’s campaign ended today, would it make a sound?
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Softly and tenderly Jesus is telling you to pack it in, Ben. The next sign might have worse consequences.
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Title: “Carson Suspends Campaigning After 2016 Workers Injured In Car Crash”
That’s a lot of people to fit in one car, but as we know the GOP clown car is infinitely expandable.
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Some of these comments are just gross. I disagree with Ben Carson on basically everything and think he’s a nutjob, but if any of the Democratic candidates did this you would be applauding their compassion.
Imagine if it was O’Malley instead of Carson and you saw these comments on a conservative site. You would be outraged.
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Did Ben blame the liberal conspiracy against the “politically incorrect?”
Was it ice or did a pyramid spring a leak and spread grain over the highway?
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If I were Ben Carson (Oh, thank god, I’m not), I would take that car crash as allegorical.
I was under the impression that clown cars always just bounce off things. They do in every cartoon I’ve ever seen.
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I wonder why other democracies also don’t have a make-or-break political election involving a miniscule fraction of the nation’s total population who get to decide the winner (usually an insane extremist) in the middle of hazardous winter in the middle of a huge land mass…
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Thank you. I agree. But I wish that carson would take this opportunity to suspend his campaign permanently.
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