Discussion: Carlson: Trump Staring At Eclipse ‘Most Impressive Thing’ Any POTUS Has Done

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OH FFS
How does Tucker Carlson find the fucking door in the morning to get out of the house.
Jon Stewart was right
You’re a dick

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Most impressively stupid, yes.

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And this is what he saw…

Dimwits, both of them.

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> perhaps the most impressive thing any President has ever done…

One for the books. Truly.

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Self-parodists gonna self-parody.

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“Sun”, TPM. Not “son”. Where are your editors?

And Tucker Carlson is yet another embarrassment to the human race.

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After a comment like that, you gotta wonder if Tucker-oo didn’t get a bit too much sun himself. His neurons appear to be misfiring.

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How does Tucker Carlson ever find time to eat anything with his lips permanently wrapped around Trump’s tiny dick?

Pathetic doesn’t even BEGIN to describe him.

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This is the ‘most impressive[ly stupid] thing’ Carlson has ever said.

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If you think that’s gushing praise from Tucker, just wait till Trump ignores the signs and is mauled by a tiger after he climbs over the barrier into the zoo enclosure.

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Now…hang on a minute. Maybe MotherTucker was saying it was truly impressive that donnie has the stomach to look at Eric.

That would be impressive.

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Do you have any evidence that Tucker didn’t actually say “son” instead of “sun”?

HA! I thought not. :^)

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I scanned the headline quickly and thought that Ben Carson had woken from his deep slumber to make another idiotic comment. Imagine my surprise to find out it was the bow-tied wonder. He really does need instructions to breathe, doesn’t he?

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Sad to say, yes, it probably is the most impressive thing he’s ever done.

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Yes, Tucker, it’s right up there with Lincoln holding the Union together and winning the Civil War. Or FDR saving the country during the Great Depression; or JFK during the Cuban missile crisis. Tucker, one day, if you have grandkids, you can sit them on your knee and recall the day you saw President Trump stare at the sun during a total eclipse.

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There goes Tucker Carlson giving Trump the Dear Leader treatment.

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Stupid is as stupid does - but I don’t need to tell you that, do I, Tucker?

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Trump doesn’t believe in scientific warnings of any kind so no harm can befall him.

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Alternate Headline: Tucker Carlson Performs Pundit Fellatio

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