Bance is a real hoser.
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Bance said in a statement he âdeeply regretsâ the incident and it doesnât reflect who he is as person or professional.
Yes, it does. If not this, what is it exactly that he thinks does reflect on him as a person and as a professional? Iâd really like to hear that.
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âI enjoyed peeing in the cup. Toilets are for looosers.â
Yup! That same method works the same there as here:
http://images.sodahead.com/polls/003376239/41661889_union20pee20pee_xlarge.png
As FOX news reader Megyn Kelly would say, âItâs just a golden showerâŚessentially.â
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Dear Prof,
The conundrum of where home service people pee has always been a problem, and an issue. I remember a young man working on the farm that decided to use the in house side bathroom before going in to the kitchen to be served the meal. Some cardinal law had been broken, he was somewhere he wasnât supposed to be, but he was let go because of it.
I have been in many homes as a IT technician for doctors of Radiology, hooking up their systems, clearing viruses and it is always a concern - asking is always such a flutter of activity and bother to opine how it isnât a problem, and it usually is, you know. Washing hands with the family soap, or worse!the bathroom is exclusively for âguestsâ and you know that wrapped soap has been there for YEARS, where to dry hands, and the flush sound follows you like the waft of your own recent occupation. And I am a girl
Yeah I can imagine some dude trying to keep it on the down low.
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Wow! I thought it was only America that had wackos running for officeâŚ
I got a feeling the homeowner isnât going to vote for a Tinkling Tory! 
Interesting theory, but I am highly skeptical. If your object is to avoid embarrassment or friction with the client, peeing in a cup in their kitchen while theyâre in the next room seems like an extremely high-risk way to go about it. If he had chosen to go outside and pee in a bottle in his van or something, and was somehow caught doing that, then this explanation might make more sense to me. ThisâŚjust way too risky. What if the homeowner walked into the room while he was in âmid-stream?â So, I wouldnât say itâs an impossible explanation, but I would say itâs highly improbable one.
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âŚthe incident and it doesnât reflect who he is as person or professional.
Apparently itâs not a reflection itâs the real thing!
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Iâve heard itâs better to be piss off than piss on, but now Iâd add to that, but itâs still better than in your cup!
Or how about a second line of the Folgerâs song, âThe best part of wakinâ up, is no piss in your cupâ.
The CBC was doing an investigation on the work that computer repair people actually did when they visited someoneâs home.
Well, considering he is taking a dump on our national political stage, peeing in a coffee mug is pretty low key.
Clearly he is a member of the Pee Party. (insert sound of crickets chirping here) 
His phony expression of regret and his dismissal of the incident as not reflective.
This is the second Conservative candidate tossed in 24 hrs (the other for having made prank phone calls). Poll aggregates show the Tories in 3rd place. Harper looks to be toast, served with coffee in a certain mugâŚ