Discussion for article #238035
Itās amazing how subjective ākilling itā is. 
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And yet, he comes across as awkward and unlikeableā¦wait, heās Mr. Burns!
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Ben must not have seen the youtube comments!
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Finally found his niche in life.
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Ted Cruz āApproaches Going Viral Like Itās His Jobā.
I often think of Cruz as viral. Or bacterial. Maybe a fungal infection.
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Jesus. The guyās fucking terrible.
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The kind of fungal infection that resides right under your balls.
Ted Cruz = Taint Fungus
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He definitely doesnāt have the face for a selfie stick.
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āBut itās definitely, like, totally delightful,ā
Not so much when you think about who is in it and why he agreed to it. There is a world, full of real people, that would pay the price if Cruz were successful.
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Iām sorry I watched that. That was really awkwardāI almost felt sorry for himāthen I remembered who it was.
Were those really meant to be impersonations of the Simpsonsā voices or just quoting from the show? Nobody seriously could think any of the āimpersonationsā were even close.
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Noā¦clearly you havenāt watched the video. He needs to keep searching for that niche. Iām thinking he should try rodeo clown.
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Iām glad to see that he knows he doesnāt have to worry about coming across as presidential.
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smarmy : behaving in a way that seems polite, kind, or pleasing but is not genuine or believable : revealing or marked by a smug, ingratiating, or false earnestness, as in a tone of smarmy self-satisfaction : of low sleazy taste or quality
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I wouldnāt even like this if Cruz was a large breasted redhead in a bikini. Itās one of those things thatās just bad in a way that defies words accurately capturing the character of its badness. I mean, itās not bad in a sort of āI hate itā way and I suppose thereās something to be said for it being in good fun, but itās bad, and if you can find the right adjective or adverb to add to that such that the description of its badness hits the nail on the head, then you win a cookie.
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Good point! I wonder if he joined in the chorus of disapproval that came from the right about Obama appearing on a late night show, between two ferns, the selfie stick video, etc.
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Wow, itās like that definition was tailor-made for Ted Cruz!
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Okay, Iāll give Cruz kudos for jumping in with both feet here. Wasnāt great, but not that bad either.
Mr. Cruz, you are so much better at this than you are at playing a good, honest, caring politician. You are trying to come off as good, honest and caring, right? Please quit your day job.
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That was awful. Just not good at all.
But he thinks itās awesome sauce. Just like his policies. What a coincidence.
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