Discussion for article #231511
He may not have been armed, but he could shoot.
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Makes me grateful that my fetishes don’t really involve balconies, strangers, and dogs–for the most part.
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You just cannot make up this kind of bizarre story. In related news, TPM brain bleach usage is ticking upward. Ewwww!
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Wow he fell off a second story balcony, and then continued trying to break in on the first floor? Doing way too much that evening. Hope the dog was okay after being snatched through broken glass, and the fall.
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Give this man the Multi Tasker of The Year Award
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Oh FFS, did the dog survive?
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My mother spent her career working in public mental health. These are the stories I grew up on. Good times.
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Well, duh. The dog was needed to lick the peanut butter.
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II don’t find any this article very funny.
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You’re supposed to beat it out the door AFTER the cops arrive.
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I see that Senator Craig has found something new to do with his spare time…
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I hope he broke his neck when he fell but what happened to the dog. That’s all I care about.
Humans are the worst thing that happened on this planet
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Well, it sounds like he “shot” first, sooooooo…
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Why is this here? This can’t possibly be considered national news.
Because it shows that a single gunshot wound doesn’t disable people like the movies will lead you to believe. Hence why cops, military and self defense classes teach to fire until the target is either dead or on the ground not moving.
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Pretty sad world we live in if you can’t beat off and steal a dog without getting shot for it.
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Yeah, I’m embarrassed that I took the click bait
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Trifecta!
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Was the dog returned to the owner?