Discussion: Bundy-Backing Militia Leader Allegedly Tried To Blow Up Fed Building In Arizona

None of the other elves wanted to work with him at the cookie factory.

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Keebler drives a 1987 Derpster Coupe.

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Trump delegate ?

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I hear the self-described “patriots” are going to put his “sexy” visage on a t-shirt and sell them in a fund-raising effort. They figured it worked out well for Che Guevara. Unfortunately for them, this asshole is lacking somewhat in the good-looks department.

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The complaint alleged Keebler surveyed the locale in October 2015 with Finicum,

This means that Finicum was planning for more terrible things? I’m not surprised, but I figured he was a big talker also.

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Have the Congressional Republicans praised Keebler yet?

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I thought we were too afraid to host terrorists in prisons within our borders. They could get loose or smoke a cigarette or something!
I won’t feel safe until I know that Billy Keebler is locked up in Guantanamo Bay.
Terrorist actions beget terrorist punishments.

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But but but…sputter sputter, 2nd Amendment…sovereign citizen…TRUMP! etc. etc.

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My State, Arizona! Where the crazy assholes go for validation.

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He’s an America patriot terrorist. (((tap, tap))) Is this thing on? Hello news media…he’s a terrorist, right?

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You can’t call him a terrorist. That would be politically incorrect.

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He was toying with blowing up a remote, isolated cabin. Not really a bold, defiant stand.

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Why do these domestic terrorists always look like they need to get laid? And also look like they couldn’t get laid in a thousand years?

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Nice to see the FBI nab a real terrorist instead of entrapping innocent loser wannabees.

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Radical Islam – Radical Islam – Radical Islam

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Actually, wouldn’t be politically correct? Which is the worst thing one can ever be?

I think we should ban immigrants from these damned countries sending us all their old, angry white guys.

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Eagerly awaiting the Trump press conference where he outlines his temporary ban on middle-aged white guys. I mean, it’s the only logical thing to do. At least until we figure out what’s going on.

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No, but Michele Fiore’s on her way.

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