Discussion: 'Bullets And Bourbon': GOPer's Campaign Event Touts Banned AK-47s And Booze

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What could possible go wrong . . .

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Shooting fee at local range: $10

Box of ammo: $15

Bottle of Bulleit for later: $30

Not spending $69 to shoot and drink with this freak: Priceless.

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Can I bring my “reaperator”?
Super neat gun with bullets you just shoot in a general direction. The bullet has a sniffer nose that can seek and find a reaper,AKA goper. It always finds that shit smell it is looking for. Ala reaper gop publigin stench. sweeter than nalpalm. lol

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Well, Officer, first someone said, “Hey! Let’s get loaded.” They all started arguing when no one could agree on which kind.
But the fight didn’t really start until after Bristol threw her second punch.

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Well, from a long term species evolutionary perspective, nothing at all.

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He must be very manly to have tattoos, and drink whiskey, and shoot machine guns. Very much NOT a homo, for sure. All man right there.

Hey, wanna feel his bicep?

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LOL thank you for the needed laugh !!

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Know you know there are more issues and all are more important than protecting everyones right to own a gun( because there is no legislation to restrict such ownership in NC. Actually there’s legislation to protect straw buyers. You could dump a truck load of cow shit in their drinking water and the GOP law makers would be debating gun rights.

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“Mitchell has described himself as “an award-winning filmmaker, combat instructor and a member of Mensa,” as well as “a Ron Paul Republican.” The Southern Poverty Law Center, which tracks extremist groups, identified him in as “a self-declared ‘Christian Supremacist’” in a profile.”

I’ll add him right under Sununu on my list of reasons Mensa is full of shit.

Is it wrong that I’m hoping someone ends up shot?

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I am depressed.
This cretin chose Bulleits. How the heck did he manage to discover Buleits?
… I don’t wanna share any with him.

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Depends on which "shot you are referring to.

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Mitchell seems to be trying for the votes from the manly men of the He-Man Woman Haters Club.

Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

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From the photo accompanying the article, I suspect this gentleman has punched himself in the head way too often, and way too hard.

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Get ready for a video for this man jumping up and down after shooting himself on a foot.

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After the gun play and the bourbon, attendees will view their penises with a magnifying glass to feel even more manly.

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Well they have had loads of coal ash filled with arsenic dumped into one of their rivers. OK, it wasn’t exactly “dumped”, more like “negligently released” but you get the point.

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Growing up in semi-rural NC some years ago, I thought I was a fking mental giant when my SAT scores qualified me for Mensa. Then I went to where there were some really smart people were and decided at that point, Mensa was for dummies.

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Is the circle jerk optional or required?

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Don’t worry. He probably doesn’t like regular Bulleits. He probably favors some flavored version—bubblegum, or strawberry shortcake, or something like that.

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