Discussion: Brother Of Bezos GF Admits 'Deal With The Devil,' Claims He Tried To Protect Couple

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I’d “protect” a lot of people if someone stuffed my pockets with $200,000…

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IANAL, but if I were, and especially if I were his, I would gently encourage him to not sit down and talk about this shit on TV.

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“Anyone who doesn’t get that by now is an idiot.”

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No wonder this guy Sanches is a Trump fan, no moral compass at all and a world class jerk.

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The brother of Lauren Sanchez, Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos’ girlfriend, admitted to Fox News on Tuesday that he made a “deal with the devil,” referring to the National Enquirer, but claims he was only trying to protect the couple, who were both still married at the time and having an affair.


Ah, the classic "Rube Goldberg Gambit".
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Um hmmm. So you won’t ‘answer’ if this latest excuse comes before or after the check and you wanted to give them ‘time’ to leave their spouses…how wonderful of you…wow.

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Claims He Tried To Protect Couple

That’s funny right there.

I always protect couples I know by selling their intimate photos to the NE. Don’t you?

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In other news Lying weasel say lying weasel stuff in an entirely predictable manner

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I had to protect the couple’s relationship by destroying it. Was this guy a military spokesperson in the Vietnam era?

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Anybody who doesn’t get that by now is an idiot who thinks I wanted to take the $200k.

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Right? Pretty much all the time, whenever I find myself undertaking some action out of the goodness of my heart, I make six figures on it.

It’s not often I find myself reflexively rooting for the rich guy to aim the moneycannon at the lowlife schmuck and clean out the latter for everything he’s worth, but I hope Bezos aims the moneycannon at this lowlife schmuck and cleans out the latter for everything he’s worth.

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Bla bla bla, bla, bla bla bla, bla bla, bla bla, I’m keeping the money.

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Well someone is an idiot here. But it’s not people who didn’t understand that taking $200,000 from the National Enquirer for racy texts, promising a picture of an illicit affair, and telling the targeted couple to stay away from windows, constituted “protection.”

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I would also love it if Bezos would end up owning the NE, and then use it as a force for good, such as turning the moneycannon on Trump. Fun!

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Well he’s got the bullshit lying down and the whining about being misunderstood and being treated unfairly down. When does he become a cabinet member?

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How about putting the worm to work in an Amazon warehouse.

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Personally, I would call it the “shit for brains strategy.”

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Michael Sanchez to Thomas and Samantha Markle: “Hold my beer.”

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Michael Sanchez: Liar? Fool? Both?