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âHeâs so romantic! He asked me to marry him at a Rascal Flatts concert. The lead singer, Gary LeVox, dedicated âBless the Broken Roadâ to us, and then Dakota got down on one knee and proposed!â
Awwwwww⌠thatâs nice in a redneck doofus sort of way.
Anyone wanna place bets on how long it lasts? (The engagement, not the marriage.)
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She picked out her wedding ensemble a long time ago.
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Her camouflage theme china and silver spork patterns are registered with Wasilla Army Navy Surplus.
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He speaks Palin-ese so heâs got that going for him, I suppose.
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I would only recommend one thing to Sgt Bubba.
Keep buying condoms.
jw1
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Theyâll name their first child Briskota.
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The baker has been alerted
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One toilet seat left up; and subsequent wet butt.
jw1
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âI got my dress all picked out!â
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The Jim Beam-themed-centerpiece on the washer/dryer is a nice touch.
jw1
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The only thing that separates us from the animals is the ability to accessorize
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Pillow will be the matron of honor
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After the crunchy treats at Starbucks?
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If you read the Wikipedia article on the guy, itâs hard not to feel some compassion for him, however strongly we disagree with his politics.
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Why is this even news?
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Stay classy, Palins!
Makes Field Palin, and his âservice,â look quite bad.
Sorry Lestat-- youâve inadvertently wandered into the campy-reparte-section.
jw1
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Because TPM has owed us a snark thread for months.
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