Discussion for article #236483
I came to this story like a fly attracted to shit.
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and gifts will not be returned
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Fortunately, she can have the hemline of the wedding dress raised and wear the dress bar-hopping
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Sarah: What am I gonna do with all this potato salad?
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Beat me to it.
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Do Family Dollar and Dollar General even have a return policy?
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Looks like Alaska DOES have divorce laws!
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A special occasion isn’t required to vomit on your shoes.
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What am I going to do now with a wood burning baby bottle sterilizer???
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I clicked, and I’m so ashamed.
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“…we have faith that our privacy will be respected at this time by those with decency.”
I got 9 people in that category. Nationwide. Anyone get more than 9?
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I wish them both well. I am sure there’s a rhyme and reason for some of these things but both deserve to find happiness.
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This falls under the heading of “Who cares?”
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Yeah, me, too.
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He dodged a bullet.
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Not to mention the pizza.
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Nice try. But it’s not going to make Baby Jesus forget what you did last year at that party.
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This means Sarah isn’t pregnant with Bristol’s baby (again).
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LOL! This far in advance, I’m thinking it didn’t come from Indiana H8 Pizzeria. Frozen, no doubt.
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