Aw, poor little asshole. Oh, and the kid is a little asshole, too.
Itâs a fucking mugshot - not Glamour Shots.
I call bullsh*t.
He looks exactly like a teenage boy.
Fluff journalism at its finestâŚ
WTF is that supposed to mean? His eyes look exactly the same to me.
You know who else has dead eyes? This dead-eyed Q-tip
And then we have crazy eyes
Seriously, I gotta hold on to that pic of Fat Nixon. That is the picture of Dorian Gray.
Gee, Brian. Must be hard to see that picture from the helicopter you are in flying over a war zone.
Oh, Iâm sorry. I didnât mean to type that. I guess my eyes went dead.
Itâs an attempt to humanize the shooter.
âAside from the obvious weight gain, people will note his eyes have gone dead in the mugshot,â
And?
At least Williams didnât say the guy looks like Brian Wilson.
Brian Williams is a master of filling time with nothing.
Well, I guess if this was a Marvel superhero movie, Brian, he might have used his âdead eyesâ to kill his fellow students. But he used a fucking gun. Stop formulating your stupid psychoanalysis from a goddamned photograph. What, did you take lessons in telepathy from Bill Frist?
So now weâre going to be rounding up fat people with joyless expressions?
Start with Trump.
Right? Like youâre gonna have a glowing smile and sparkling eyes in your mug shot. smh.
Yeah, thatâs really what that comment was about: no new information available, and the control room goes âWe have a new photo from Facebook, weâre putting it upâŚâ
Pence is the foreskin discarded after a circumcision, and Trump is the penis it came from.
Norman Bates, however, is every male Republican candidate in 2018.
Thatâs an easy thing to say when you know he just killed at least 10 people and injured several others.
If Williams really wants to prove heâs on to something, then he should go through random mugshots to try to pick out the killer without knowing any details of the crime. Itâs not that easy. But I suppose we want to think a ânormalâ person would never do such a thing. That it has to be a uniquely evil individual characterized by his âdead eyesâ.
Itâs as simplistic and fallacious as the NRAâs âgoodâ guy vs. âbadâ guy with a gun. Youâre not a âbadâ guy until youâve killed someone and you donât have âdead eyesâ until youâve killed someone. Everything is clear in retrospect.
At least the âhumanizing the shooterâ attempts are early now. It was a month and a half, before this story got published