Discussion: Brain Scientist Arrested For Bringing AR-15 To Airport To Hold Press Conference Monday

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Is he bringing a rocket launcher to the press conference?

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Can’t. Stop. Being… A dickhead!

Probably manufactured by ACME. That other super-genius, Wile E. Coyote, is from Arizona as well.

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Big people call this kind of professional a neurologist, not a “brain scientist.”

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Steinmetz arrives at the press conference:

“Brain Scientist Arrested For Bringing AR-15 To Airport To Hold Press Conference Monday”
Gee, maybe someone finally gave him one. Maybe if it isn’t already in use.he can rent a timeshare…

Forget it Fess, it’s Caitlin.

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Wow, you can bring a weapon into an Arizona airport?

I think if Steinmetz wants to confer with anyone he should confer with a good lawyer and leave the press out of it. If accidentally pointing a rifle at people isn’t disorderly conduct I have to wonder what is.

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Of course, what if you are pretty damn sure you espy a bad guy with a gun? It’s the only way to maintain the piece! (Spelling intentional)

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You have to wonder…why is he still not charged? Maybe he thought the girl and her mother had guns, and then he thought that they were also bad guys with guns. Maybe we are all fu**ed.

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Thank you. Got stuck on the brain scientist thing also. Was thinking maybe one of those pain center doctors from a few years back with 10 patients while writing 300 scripts a month for Oxycontin.

as a Brain scientist, was he just to smart or not smart enough. lol

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Note to coworkers: If you spot this guy pulling into the hospital parking lot, time to clear the fuck out of there.

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Neurologist is a physician. This guy apparently isn’t.

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What’s with the sneer, dude? Is that permanent?

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I don’t normally comment on appearances. But one thing I notice a lot is when the two halves of someone’s face looked markedly different. In this case, you see an almost identical droop on the right side (our left) of his face to what you’ll often see in images of Dick Cheney.

Example picked at random:

Something grossly out of balance between the left and right hemispheres of the brain.

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I hope he doesn’t get to bring his gun to the press conference. This guy’s a nut.

There’s only one reason to call a press conference…he’s going full retard, 2nd Amendment martyr.

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