Invading China? Yeah, they’re loonies.
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Well, you know that wingnut ranting sounds better in the original Deutsch.
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Is that how our future lizard overlords will be sneaking in take over?
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The sad thing is when nothing happens they will crow that they were justified and their awareness and presence stopped the event from happening. It is pretty much how this sort of thing works. Were it not Obama they probably would not even care.
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I know Texans love to portray themselves as big tough guys and they love pretend tough guys like former President George W and idiots like Ted Nugent but they sure have turned into a bunch of girly men getting their panties in a bunch over the Jade Helm exercise.
Hawaii on the other hand has the Rim-pac exercises every 2 years with sometimes up to 19 foreign, yes foreign nations participating and they manage to behave like real men, go figure.
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And who can forget Alex vs. the BBC? If only we had actual news organizations here in the US…
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FELLOW PATRIOTS – YOU’RE RIGHT, the military is invading! Get into your survivalist bunkers now, and don’t come out until I tell you it’s safe!!!
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Given that his brain is thoroughly toasted what makes you think he escaped?
Excellent! Shark Week was getting old, anyway.
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I vote let’s make it a National Holiday! Everyone gets the day off with pay, except those soldiers still trying to take over Texas, they must remain on duty!
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“Left Colorado out” –
Shit-- Now I just don’t have anything to do –
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These people really need a hobby.
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When nothing happens you’ll never hear a thing about it on FOCKs News and if we had a republican president they be going on and on about how good it was to see the military keeping in practice for the invasion that is coming soon…really it is…
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Obama can secretly project brain farts into Republicans’ minds? That certainly explains a lot. That’s my Prez!
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Where th’ heck’s Valentinus? Has he been transported to Planet Omicron Delta 5 from that Walmart? I was so looking forward tpo some more entertainment this morning…
Wait… there’s a knock at my doo
edit.
It’s OK, just little green men delivering the newspaper…
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Sure you will. You’ll hear how the vigilance of a handful of armed patriots thwarted the U.N. invasion.
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Heh, their hobby is believing anything Alex Jones dreams up and then being scared shitless.
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Jade Helm 15 is just the same military doing what the same military has always done and, must always do in fact. They have this odd need to stay sharp and well practiced because when the real shit hits the fan, out of shape, undertrained soldiers tend to die.
JH15 is going to boost local economies in southern states that are currently being avoided like the plague. Believe it or not, soldiers buy stuff and spend, OMG, government funds on ‘products’ and ‘perishables’ possibly even some Texas memorabilia, like tinfoil shaped like nuts. That’s a good thing unless your fringiness tells you that everything is a conspiracy. JH15 is the best thing to happen to some of these states in a long time and when it’s over, the dreariness and boredom is what will kill without warning.
JH15, false excitement probably brought in inside of false teeth and injected into the ground with high pressure causing, holy cow shit Batman, earthquakes and ruining the water. It’s a fracking government takeover unlike any seen sense the ones that we were also not allowed to ever see.
Stay tuned 'til next week when the fracker strikes back! Same fracking channel, same fracking time!!!
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UN invasion? I thought it was just the US military. When did Jade Helm become a UN operation? Oh Geeze, I’ll hafta clean out th’ backyard bunker!
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