Discussion: Border Patrol Chief Seeks Proof To Back Up Trump’s Gagged Women Fixation

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Kidnapped, bound and gagged, duct taped women are less of a problem at the border than at many isolated cabins and trailer homes in rural areas throught the nation.

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Attempt to induce public panic with lurid, graphic descriptions first. Find actual evidence second. Path to victory!

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Maybe he saw something like this in one of Stormy’s “educational” films???

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I think something should be done with the vicious cartels that take young children away from their parents and hold them indefinitely in a spartan, caged existence devoid of any parental love and guidance. That’s what we should do something about.

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"acting Border Patrol Assistant Chief* Armando Sianez asked agents if they had any evidence to backup Trump’s claims, according to an email obtained by Vox."

this timeline

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The absolute best use of duct tape when it comes to the border…

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This story perfectly illustrates the bizarro world of the Trump administration.

Normal world: Agencies find evidence of something and then politicians talk about it.

Bizarro world: Trump talks about something and then the agencies go crazy looking for evidence of it.

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El trabajo te libera!

ETA: Is that even correct? I used Google cuz I took German in school, not Spanish lol. Sure enough tho, if you search that, the first thing that comes up is “Arbeit Macht Frei!”, so maybe it’s right.

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The fact that the Chief has to even ask tells you all you need to know about the veracity of the claim…that and the fact that it came out of Trump’s mouth…

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Lies first, look for/make up evidence later.

or,

“Round up the usual suspects.”

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As @sooner posted a few days ago, Trump literally pulls this shit out of his ass.

No sources, no evidence, no nothing. Just ad lib.

Edit: the other obvious here is this is not proper scientific technique for discerning reality; make something up, then have Acting Border Patrol Ass Chief Armando Sianez go look for corroboration.

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The thing is…people can be made to testify.

  • Under Oath
  • About Bullshit Orders
  • Under Penalty of Perjury
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Of course they had no “fitting proof to share”. Spanky made that up just like he makes up everything else he says. Lying is the only thing he has left at this point.

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Calling Dr. Cummings, Dr. Schiff, Dr. Nadler!

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Well… his description was very detailed… it actually felt real… so, if he did not get it from the cartoons or dramatizations that they give him for his daily brief this means that he is watching some fiction TV shows like NCIS or Law and Order or Whatever… and is confusing fiction with reality.

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The women are in Trump’s dreams.

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Border Patrol Chief Seeks Proof To Back Up Trump’s Gagged Women Fixation Fetish

Fixed it.

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By the way, folks…this headline alone tells us that we are being controlled by an insane man.

We are normalizing it in order so as to not go mad.

As Putin planned

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Trump found his information at the noted institute of higher learning MSU–Making Shit Up.

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