“…so try harder next time, comrades!”
–John Bolton
However, its surreal effect cannot be overstated.
“National Security Adviser John Bolton told his ‘Russian colleagues,’ during a trip to Moscow Monday, ‘that their meddling in our election process had hardly had any real effect’.”
And the irrefutable refutation of that blatant lie?
That John Bolton is National Security Adviser.
(When the post-Trump throngs eventually shave collaborator heads, will they shave his mustache also, too?)
I suspect his moustache operates much like Sampson’s hair, so I hope they’ll zip that sucker right off, burn it, and bury the ashes while making him stare at his chafed philtrum in a funhouse mirror.
John, you are working for the master prevaricator. If you are going to lie, you need to do a whle lot better than this.
…and the russians responded, “Da, tovarish, you amerikans too smart for us”.
He’s right.
The meddling really didn’t add up to much.
The sabotage, on the other hand …
That will require some serious heavy machinery…
The individual hairs have to be buried separately in lead-lined coffins, or they’ll re-assemble into another wackjob neoconservative. Bolton is only the latest iteration of that mustache’s rampage through history…
Has anyone checked in on Gorby?
Reuters also didn’t report how loudly they laughed when Bolton said it.
Indeed. It’s scientifically proven that the only trustworthy moustache in the world is that of Sam Elliott. Other than that, it’s an unbroken whisker-fest of pure evil.
John Bolton: another human(ish) being I will be happy to see dead and buried in his grave.
Trash should be incinerated, not buried
Except for that part about being totally illegal and impeachably treasonous…
Comic genius!
So that thing directly below his nose is a truth filter ?
I’m still betting on the Mueller version.
Boltons blabber probably means, you know you guys owe us a refund, or a screaming deal on some real estate.
I had the same thought—Gorbachev had one helluva quote in this Putin documentary apparently:
These are the lengths the Russians went to JUST TO WIN THE OLYMPICS. They cut a hole in the wall of the drug testing facility, passed clean piss through, and then the man on the inside adjusted each athlete’s piss to match the acidity of the originals.
Also, the Russians are famous for stuffing ballots and rigging elections.
What makes anyone think, with the stakes being what they were in 2016, that the Russians contented themselves with just an online propaganda campaign?
We have evidence that they successfully hacked into voting machines across the country, and had the ability to change votes, yet we’re supposed to believe that all they did was steal voter information. You know, outta the goodness of their heart. Because they respect America’s democratic process so much.