The breadth of inept scammitude in this story is honestly kind of breathtaking. I donât remember ever seeing anything like it.
I came across a picture of Jacob Wohlâs mom, who turns out to be a secretary at Surefire Intelligence.
https://www.pexels.com/photo/girl-lying-on-yellow-flower-field-during-daytime-160699/
You know, if the wingnuts werenât so destructive they really would be highly entertaining.
Donât anybody show this to the Dotard. Heâll be asking why the CIA isnât giving him âbespoke solutionsâ and threatening to replace top management with the much-better-looking intelligence experts from Surefire.
Donald Trump doesnât believe in âbespoke solutionsâ. All those idiots riding bicycles? Theyâre just using up some of their finite, born-from-birth heartbeats. Sad!
So, if I am understanding this right, a Trump ally is trying to sell a story about past personal misbehavior by the Special Prosecutor, and someone also is pushing a story to discredit that story, but the SECOND story looks to be obviously bogus, perhaps suggesting that the folks pushing the first story are trying to âinnoculateâ themselves against any legitimate evidence that would discredit them?
Confused yet?
NoâŚJacob Wohl has always been an idiot troll for Trump
This guy has done fucked himself and given available evidence, isnât smart enough to realize it.
Anyone wonder if Al Franken was a target of something like this?
This is pathetic, why in my day we had people who knew how to fuck rats. Lee Atwater is probably spinning at 200 rpm at the momentâŚ
So youâre saying that the supermodels of the world have united to form a secret âCIA for the starsâ and are moonlighting as high-level executives and spies? And that their secret identities were nefariously exposed by a sinister hacker who took on the role of webmaster of their super-secret spying organization?
Somewhere, a movie producer just got a brilliant idea.
Only the best peopleâŚ
If youâre going to do scams, avoid publicity. This is lesson zero.
Jane Mayer should be careful digging into this Jacob Wohl guy. Thereâs bound to be a few nsfw Weiner pics of this tool limping around the internet.
Looks like he outsmarted himself.
now we know what tibetancowboy does when heâs not hanging around here
The key link appears to be a company called Surefire Intelligence, which describes itself as a âprivate intel agency that designs and executes bespoke solutions for businesses and individuals who face complex business and litigation challenges.â
An intelligence gathering company that âexecutes bespoke solutionsâ? Iâm afraid to ask. Color me bespooked.
or bemused