Discussion for article #222228
Eric Cantor’s knife is being removed.
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Please insert your Spinectomy jokes below. Thanks!
Carrying around a giant Tea Party monkey on your back takes its toll.
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Wow. How relieved he must be to have medical insurance and access to quality health care.
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This calls for another vote to repeal Obamacare…unless he pays for it himself, that is.
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Well, he had no use for that backbone anyway.
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He’s getting his head pulled out of his backside, where it’s been pressing against his tailbone.
Great, now Cantor’s going to declare you antisemitic for the stab-in-the-back inference.
Minor medical procedure? Expand ObamaCare in the States.
Spine stiffening has been approved by the AMA?
While they have him under they should work on his testicles which have been put in a mason jar and kept in a tea party storage room.
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Is he having a spine implanted?
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Wine compartment installation. With a straw that emerges from the side of his neck. Kind of like those wacky beer can hats or a stilsuit, but more discreet.
John John John.
After age 50, always sit at a booth, not on a bar stool.
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So they have figured out how to grow a spine now?