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(Of course, my army of ninjas will kill you by the end of the term…er…movie.)
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It’s about 4 Eastern Time. What are the odds that’s he playing golf, drunk, and crying right now
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Friday Afternoon News Dump!
Boehner is full of gratitude.
And bourbon.
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Filled with gratitude, or full of gratitude. Pick one.
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“full with gratitude?”
He’s slurring his typing quite early today, isn’t he?
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Liquor stores and tanning salons all across the DC metro area are officially in mourning.
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His resignation is effective at 11:59 pm. Scene in Capitol Hill Liquor at 9:00, while the American Express is still active
http://whiskeyreviewer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/empty_liquor_shelves.jpg
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Gratitude? Is that what we’re calling it now?
Everybody excuse me, please, I’ve got some gratitude of of my own to drop. Goddamn Mexican food. Has anyone seen the latest National Geographic?
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John boy with glee said " I’M OUT"!!!
Actually, it’s Wild Turkey.
The Gratitude Cocktail
1 ounce Wild Turkey 101
1 ounce Applejack
1/2 ounce sweet vermouth
1/2 ounce Cynar
1 teaspoon blackberry/thyme shrub
Stir and strain into a coupe glass. Garnish with a sprig of rosemary.
Please don’t let the door hit you in the behind.
No word on whether he was crying as he signed it.
All John Boner cares about is having his next cigarette and booze. Now he won’t have to deal with the TeaTards before he can light up and slam one back.
I have no doubt he is celebrating he got some overrated idiot to go for the job.
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Looks like a last chance letter of self aggrandizement to me —
Aw, it’s so sweet how cash-flush, Florida-bound Johnny is sticking the people of Ohio with the unnecessary cost of a special election for his unfinished term…
His biggest success as Speaker - getting a sucker to take over this mess.