Discussion: Bobby Jindal Suspends White House Bid For The Presidency

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Is Ben Carson next? The guy on my street with the Ben Carson signs took them down. Now the only signs on our street are for Bernie.

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Who gets his 0% support in the national polls?

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Never is your time, Booby.

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Wasn’t there some guy named Gilmore running? No idea who he is, maybe a county water commissioner or something. You add the two zeroes together and it would still be zero but hey, progress, right?

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Governor Fatso who would turn away the 5-year-old Syrian orphans? One can only hope.

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About the same time that it took for the campaign funding to run out.

I wonder when it is exactly that Bobby Joe Jimmy Jake Billy Biff Willy Wank Jindal imagines will be ‘his time’.

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If he starts growing his dignity back now, like starting tonight, that million years he mentioned would probably about do it.

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See, if he weren’t such a wanker, if he weren’t a Republican grifter and possibly the most horrible governor in the most regressive region in the nation, if he were actually interested in helping the public rather than himself, he could have run as “Pi Jindal” and it WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN any more of a problem that running as someone with a Semite Muslim African name.

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[quote]Now cracks a noble heart. Goodnight, sweet prince;
And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.[/quote]

You’re welcome, immigrant.

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Do you know what this means???

Another “Hungry for Power Games” skit by Stephen Colbert!!!

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Piyush, not even THIS clock has your time on it.

Then again, if you look at the way it performs, maybe it does.

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Another crisis in the “Bobby’s” family. He’s realized he isn’t the popular one. “Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!”

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Jindal was actually to about 3% in Iowa. Huckabee, Carson, Cruz and Santorum is where they will go.

But beyond Iowa, yeah, he was just a rounding error.

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“…my parents came to this country 45 years ago. They came here for freedom and opportunity.” Came here for freedom? And all this time I thought India was a democracy since 1947. Go know.

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Make it up in volume!!

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“This is not my time.” - Piyush “Bobby” Jindal, Governor of Louisiana

Well, of course it isn’t your time – you silly goose! It is the End Times!!

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Indeed. This century just isn’t going to work out for you. You’re gonna have to wait for your resurrection.

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Remember that Bruce Willis movie where he’s stuck wearing a racist sandwich-board sign in the middle of Harlem? I propose that we glue a turban to Bobby’s head and stick him somewhere in the Shreveport suburbs.

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I don’t think he’ll be successful trying to wring speaking fees and book sales from the rubes we know as Pubs. See, he’s much too dark in color for them. Too many old white guys like Limbaugh, Hucklebee, et al in front of him already selling gold, books, phony cures for diseases and more on Red State and similar sites. I do see him fading quickly…a good thing indeed!

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My dad made over a million a month running his own vanity presidency campaign from home. Ask me how!

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