Discussion: Bobby Jindal Suspends White House Bid For The Presidency

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It took him this long to realize that?

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Oh, was he running for president? I hadn’t noticed…

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the American Dream dies hard…

especially when the dream you’re selling is a nightmare…

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Piyush goes FLUUUUUUUSH.

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“I’ve come to the realization that this is not my time.”

A line that’ll launch a thousand Tweets.

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“It’s not my time”. Bobbie, Captain obvious!

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First Governor Goodhair
Then Govenor Farkas
Now Governor Whatisname.

Oh the carnage among America’s governors. When will it end? Will Governor Fatso be next?

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That screaming noise ? It’s Jack McBrayer watching the next 18 months of SNL appearance fees disappear.

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To put it in perspective, my parents came to this country 45 years ago. They came here for freedom and opportunity," Jindal said on Fox News. "

To put it even more in perspective, this man who benefitted tremendously from a U.S. willing to take in immigrants, is now happy to send Syrian refugees back to their death. In short, he is a vile piece of shit. Good riddance.

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I have this picture of him approaching the podium while wearing a suit bigger than he is.

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At least the good folks back in Louisiana can look forward to his steady hand on the tiller for one month. So that will mean what, in two terms he will have governed full time for a month?

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Nelson Muntz could’ve run a better campaign…

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Oh! Thank! Christ!

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To his credit, no one fought harder to sell out. The monied were finding the lap dances quite awkward.

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He was reluctant to talk about gun control after the shooting at the theater, but this would be a good time. As if.

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“I don’t think in a million years they would have ever imagined that I would be governor or one day I would be running for President of the United States.”

Frankly, neither did we…

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“I don’t think in a million years [my parents] would have ever imagined that I would be governor…”

Finally, on his way out the door, he says something I agree with.

They may be the Stupid Party, but they’re not stupid enough to put you in charge.

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Now that Republicans have declared open season on any Syrian-looking male, Jindal needs to take cover. He can hide but he can’t escape the TeaParty sharp shooters on the hunt for foreign terriers. According to the Christian Wrong, there just isn’t any Room at the Inn any longer for his kind?

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Beat me to it!

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