I hear he’s gonna try to pursue a career in porn.
He’s the new spokesman for Weight Watchers.
Portly Pud Resigns From Port
Vows to spend more time at Golden Corral
apparently they expected him to show up at work
He’s like a turd that refuses to flush.
Shame on you, TPM. For not using this picture.
I wonder how big of a settlement was needed to clean up after him this time.
He apparently scared the local ducks away…
Probably discovered there was actual “Work” involved with the job that required showing up and producing results.
Not his strong suit
A job where you do something besides sexually harass woman is a bridge too far for him apparently.
I heard he was going to be entering pizza eating contests, current record is 19 personal pizzas within an hour, Fatso’s aiming for 20.
The newspaper’s investigation in August raised questions about the former congressman’s lobbying post after finding Farenthold had allegedly tried to steer a federal contract to port chairman Randy Boyd’s company.
Hound him to the end of his days, journalists. You’ll always get your dinner following his exploits. Nothing he ever does will be legit. He knows nothing but sleaze, scam and scandal.
IDIOT - did not know how to do the job …
I love hearing about Farenthold because every time, I get to see this photo once more and imagine what’s going through each one of those four heads.
He quit? Um, really? That’s the story he or his PR people are trying to push?
Yeah, right.
You can’t fire me, I quit! 
Bingo. Sexual harassers don’t just stop, all of a sudden.
Girl 1: “Eww, but at least I’m not next to him.”
Girl 2: “Fuck, he’s touching me.”
Guy 1: “Finally, I’m the handsome one.”
BF: “This is the greatest night of my life.”
Won’t be shocked to hear at a later date that he got frisky with someone again.
BSDM porn maybe, no regular porn star would like be in a scene with him.